Best Emptor Poems

Mighty
mammoths roaming
with dramatic red deer-
paleopathological
cartoons....

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The only true reality
Is humor,
And the fat Buddha laughs,
His fat belly bouncing
In perfect rhythm 
With his gleeful sounds,
While we, 
With drooping corners
Of our mouths
And furrowed brows,
Think the world a serious place,
So we elevate our cares
And make them gods.
There is no such thing as perfection,
Says the...

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I learned the lesson “let the buyer beware”
When I didn’t have that much money I could spare,
Took by an itinerant grifter
Who was quite a likeable drifter
He took me for a ride and didn’t even care!

written January 13, 2022
for "Latin Lessons Poetry Contest"
sponsored by Margarita Lillico...

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