Best Employees Poems
Notice To All Employees: New Dress CodeImportant work matters get screwed
By thoughts at the office too lewd
So it seems normal
To have work less formal
Make casual Friday all nude...
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Categories:
employees, funnywork, work,
Form:
Limerick
Wonderful EmployeesWonderful Employees
There will be wonderful employees
Who are like a cool, ocean breeze
I'm sure you get my drift
To certain things provide uplift
And nose starting to sneeze.
I am sure you know people who
have their noses stuck up in the
air who at you sit and stare.
To say...
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Categories:
employees, angst,
Form:
Limerick
Paying Wages To Our EmployeesShe’s an old lady and she lives alone.
She loves her job, and we know she will not leave.
So, we cut her wages in half, told her on the phone.
She tries to act okay, but we think she’s peeved.
He’s a man who has fathered children all...
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Categories:
employees, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Non-Essential Employees Back At WorkNon-Essential Employees Back at Work
By Elton Camp
It seems Congress has finally come around
To bring an end to the government shutdown
But some egos must have taken a hard blow
That they are “non-essential” to have to know
“My job surely seemed important to me,
But where I stand, I...
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Categories:
employees, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Pushing employees till they breakI am the captain of this ship -but my body is questioning my mental status of how long can I keep going...
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Categories:
employees, work,
Form:
Monoku
Happy Labour DayToday I have nothing more to say,
Am only wishing you happy labour day,
To all workers from Nairobi to Homa Bay,
Respect to workers who don't receive a pay,
Yet they volunteer to serve free day by day.
Big up to our beloved journalists,
Salute to designers and...
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Categories:
employees, appreciation, character, encouraging, fun,
Form:
Rhyme