Best Elimination Poems

Simple Mathematics, really.
To eliminate one component
To solve a problem quickly.


I’ll form the problem into a manageable state,
By easily eliminating an unwanted variable.
Now, just what variable to eliminate?


First, I will multiply the X by two.
That’s the first step. Done, I feel fine.
I will multiply the Y...

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Broke the Rules...
Left some clues...
I'm a fool...
Living in a cesspool...

I hear the economy is bad...
And getting worse each day...
Although it hasn't affected me in any way..
I can even keep kosher if I choose.
So what do I have to lose ?...
I get three meals a day..
And...

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Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Two

By Elton Camp

I continue to believe that, without doubt
Remove warnings, problem works out
If going without product warnings we try,
Very soon, all the stupid people will die

Some folks’ stupidity continues to amaze
These are real warnings in paraphrase
Triops Fish Food assumes...

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gone back to nature
plants overtaking the streets 
nothing to wager
no fannies in too small seats
no more televised repeats

nothing new to learn
knowledge without a future
only time to burn
always idle computers
no new wounds needing sutures

airplanes are all still
no one's borders being crossed
no steaks on the grill
no more...

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Easy Elimination of Stupid People 

By Elton Camp

(Note:  All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings)

For meeting this goal, the best way to go about
Just remove warning labels, let it sort itself out
From the stupid, what could we expect
If these actual dangers they didn’t...

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i see profane
anarchy in my city
the politicians are desperate
trying to leave the country
that's been starvin like forever
we will not let them leave
history will be rewritten
as we eliminate the evil generation
the product of eurocentrism
and the spirit of capitalism....

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Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three

By Elton Camp

Warnings show how stupid folks can be
As promised, here you have part three
Hershey’s Almond Bar wants you to face:
“Warning, of nuts this may have a trace”

A can of air freshener does tell:
“For use only by trained personnel”
A...

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i see profane
anarchy in my city
the politicians are desperate
trying to leave the country
that's been starvin like forever
we will not let them leave
history will be rewritten
as we eliminate the evil generation
the product of eurocentrism
and the spirit of capitalism....

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ELIMINATION
Crocodile swallows body of human,
Devil kisses her organ.
Poisonous snake licks human.
See here perfect reflection.

 Vessel wants to touch barren of green valley.
Poisonous snake touches lingerie.
Devils forget lineage means ancestry.
See there refraction of sympathy.

  See tears of crocodile.
 Sigh of devils.
Poisonous forget to kisses.
 Keep...

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Are We Being Driven to God’s Elimination?

In the names of diversity and anti-discrimination.
It’s like we’re being driven to God’s elimination!

God is being “forced” from many institutions!
All in the name of this country’s constitution!

We’re told that God and this country must be “separated.”
Anything less is what...

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Are We Being Driven to God’s Elimination?

In the names of diversity and anti-discrimination.
It’s like we’re being driven to God’s elimination!

God is being “forced” from many institutions!
All in the name of this country’s constitution!

We’re told that God and this country must be “separated.”
Anything less is what...

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Look again and again before you jump 
       into a conclusion
if you're a judge in a poetry contest 
       elimination.

Printed words may look like black ants in tight 
    ...

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An apple lay on a plate,
On the house's threshold with eight
Young children and their pets
Awaiting to be eaten and never left

A hand held the apple 
Rising it to its mouth's level
Unto the mouth the apple entered
As the teeth stung its cover that once warmed

Crrunchh! Was...

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Anecdote:
For a nuptial effort, I was editing a photograph, my former husband, and his two classmates, as we were proposing for one, not all of them!
Posters are problematic these days, with every hotline too!
Please ignore, once your own tire, is acted up.
It is conveying a...

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Pray to keep this summer eve 
Rest your weary, aching back 
On the dark’ning must we leave 
To press our next attack 

Rest your weary, aching back 
Maelstrom fighting fierce awaits
To press out next attack 
To be the masters of our fates

Maelstrom fighting fierce awaits...

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