Best Elimination Poems
Simple Mathematics, really.
To eliminate one component
To solve a problem quickly.
I’ll form the problem into a manageable state,
By easily eliminating an unwanted variable.
Now, just what variable to eliminate?
First, I will multiply the X by two.
That’s the first step. Done, I feel fine.
I will multiply the Y too.
Now, I add my X plus X.
My Y plus Y.
That was to make sure it checks.
Now here’s the predicament (easy my shoe!)
This is my problem,
And a real head-scratcher too!
The equation adds up nicely
And the X and Y are simplified.
But, how do I eliminate my algebra homework
Precisely?
Categories:
elimination, confusion, funny, imagination, on
Form:
Burlesque
Broke the Rules...
Left some clues...
I'm a fool...
Living in a cesspool...
I hear the economy is bad...
And getting worse each day...
Although it hasn't affected me in any way..
I can even keep kosher if I choose.
So what do I have to lose ?...
I get three meals a day..
And sometimes a snack...
Clean clothes everyday I put on my back..
Exercise is a daily routine..
that I choose to do ..and it keeps me lean..
My quarters are small..but after all..
We have a room with a big color TV...
And a place for family and friends who visit me...
Healthcare ? not a problem you see..
As I don't pay for insurance like thee...
Problem with teeth...rectified
Education, Degree, I can even be Certified..
Because unlike you, who lives outside..
You need to work to survive...
Now I'm a part of the system you see..
And have it much easier than any of thee..
I broke the law and now pay the price...
But I'm still better off than your lousy life...
And when I'm released, I will qualify for...
Medicaid, Medicare and even more...
So you may have done it different than me...
But in "old age ", we're equal you see...
Categories:
elimination, addiction, clothes, education, food,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Two
By Elton Camp
I continue to believe that, without doubt
Remove warnings, problem works out
If going without product warnings we try,
Very soon, all the stupid people will die
Some folks’ stupidity continues to amaze
These are real warnings in paraphrase
Triops Fish Food assumes no gumption:
“Warning: Not for human consumption”
On treated lumber from Home Depot:
“Do not consume” they want us to know
A hair dryer gives a warning so deep
“Do not use this while you sleep”
Superman costume, so you don’t try:
“Wearing this will not let you fly”
On Slush Puppy cup we’re told:
“Caution: The ice may be cold”
Rowenta Iron warning is one of those:
“On your body, never iron your clothes”
On American Air peanuts you don’t choke:
“Open packet, eat nuts.” I do not joke
Nabisco Easy Cheese cautions a sap:
“For best results, remove cap”
So Swanson TV Dinners taste well:
“Cook this before eating,” it does tell
This note printed on an electric cattle prod:
“Use on animals only, they think not odd
So many more examples I do see
So stay turned for Part Three
Categories:
elimination, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
gone back to nature
plants overtaking the streets
nothing to wager
no fannies in too small seats
no more televised repeats
nothing new to learn
knowledge without a future
only time to burn
always idle computers
no new wounds needing sutures
airplanes are all still
no one's borders being crossed
no steaks on the grill
no more items to defrost
nothing's gained when all things lost
meters keep running
no demand for solutions
nothing is cunning
no bulbs creating lumens
Planet Earth void of humans
Categories:
elimination, future, humanity, lost, sometimes,
Form:
Tanka
Easy Elimination of Stupid People
By Elton Camp
(Note: All these are paraphrases of actual product warnings)
For meeting this goal, the best way to go about
Just remove warning labels, let it sort itself out
From the stupid, what could we expect
If these actual dangers they didn’t detect
The bottle of Windex wisely does advise
“Do not spray this product into your eyes”
Lack of this warning would give a thrill:
“Don’t use this rotary tool as a dental drill”
To admonish, Liquid Plummer does choose
“This bottle to store beverages don’t reuse”
On a bottle filled with hair dye:
“As ice cream topping, don’t try”
Zantac 75 urges users make no mistake:
“If allergic to zantac, do not take”
Bic lighter says safety please embrace:
“Always ignite lighter away from face”
So that earplug users may have no gripe:
Breathing hampered if caught in windpipe”
Cautions the mattress on which you wallow:
“Warning: Do not attempt to swallow”
The pepper spray most sagely does advise:
“Caution, never spray into your own eyes”
On the automobile windshield shade:
“To drive with this in place is forbade”
Perhaps elsewhere such things are not said
All of these, in the USA, have been read
With the subject, I am not through
Keep on the watch for the write of part two
Categories:
elimination, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
i see profane
anarchy in my city
the politicians are desperate
trying to leave the country
that's been starvin like forever
we will not let them leave
history will be rewritten
as we eliminate the evil generation
the product of eurocentrism
and the spirit of capitalism.
Categories:
elimination, political
Form:
Free verse
Easy Elimination of Stupid People Part Three
By Elton Camp
Warnings show how stupid folks can be
As promised, here you have part three
Hershey’s Almond Bar wants you to face:
“Warning, of nuts this may have a trace”
A can of air freshener does tell:
“For use only by trained personnel”
A rat poison is trying to be nice:
“Has caused cancer in lab mice”
In case it is bought by dumb lug:
“Don’t use Silly Putty as ear plug”
Found on a can of deodorant spray:
“Do not use intimately,” it does say
On cough medicine for a kid:
“Don’t drive a car,” it does bid
Found on a package of dice:
“Human consumption isn’t nice”
On a shipment of hammers hollowed:
“May be harmful if swallowed”
On a gun barrel so there’s no excuse:
“Injury or death may come from misuse”
A thermometer makes it exceedingly clear:
After rectal use, to mouth don’t come near”
Fruit Roll-Up warning can’t be beat:
“Remove the plastic before you eat”
On a toilet brush this is seen:
“Do not use for personal hygiene”
Although paraphrased just a bit
Producers, these warnings see fit
Categories:
elimination, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
i see profane
anarchy in my city
the politicians are desperate
trying to leave the country
that's been starvin like forever
we will not let them leave
history will be rewritten
as we eliminate the evil generation
the product of eurocentrism
and the spirit of capitalism.
Categories:
elimination, political
Form:
Free verse
ELIMINATION
Crocodile swallows body of human,
Devil kisses her organ.
Poisonous snake licks human.
See here perfect reflection.
Vessel wants to touch barren of green valley.
Poisonous snake touches lingerie.
Devils forget lineage means ancestry.
See there refraction of sympathy.
See tears of crocodile.
Sigh of devils.
Poisonous forget to kisses.
Keep my love and sympathy where no trace of Devils.
Saroj khan[sakha]
Categories:
elimination, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
Are We Being Driven to God’s Elimination?
In the names of diversity and anti-discrimination.
It’s like we’re being driven to God’s elimination!
God is being “forced” from many institutions!
All in the name of this country’s constitution!
We’re told that God and this country must be “separated.”
Anything less is what many would call; “discriminated.”
Any forms of Godly virtues or values are “torn down.”
Any symbol of a cross, is often “removed from the town.”
It’s no wonder that this country’s in such a big mess!
And yet this country wants to be strong and blessed?
“What shall the righteous do if the foundations are destroyed?”
Meanwhile, the tide of ungodliness, is often “enjoyed.”
Those who are trying to remove God! You must beware!
His judgment is soon coming!
And will catch you unaware!
There’s will come a day! When God’s wrath you will endure!
The wages of sin is death! This is very true and sure!
People may think that removing God is the “thing to do.”
Anyone who attempts to do will wind up as “a fool.”
Only God can fill the void in life and true love within!
Only he has the power to free your soul from sin!
The words; “in God we trust,” in our lives must be applied!
Everything we’ll ever need… God has supplied!
God is this country’s hope! It’s only true foundation!
We need HIM right now! To come and heal our nation!
By Jim Pemberton
Categories:
elimination, christian, confusion, dad, dedication,
Form:
Rhyme
Are We Being Driven to God’s Elimination?
In the names of diversity and anti-discrimination.
It’s like we’re being driven to God’s elimination!
God is being “forced” from many institutions!
All in the name of this country’s constitution!
We’re told that God and this country must be “separated.”
Anything less is what many would call; “discriminated.”
Any forms of Godly virtues or values are “torn down.”
Any symbol of a cross is often “removed from the town.”
It’s no wonder that this country’s in such a big mess!
And yet this country wants to be strong and blessed?
“What shall the righteous do if the foundations are destroyed?”
Meanwhile, the tide of ungodliness, is often “enjoyed.”
Those who are trying to remove God! You must beware!
His judgment is soon coming!
And will catch you unaware!
There’s will come a day! When God’s wrath you will endure!
The wages of sin is death! This is very true and sure!
People may think that removing God is the “thing to do.”
Anyone who attempts to do will wind up as “a fool.”
Only God can fill the void in life and true love within!
Only God has the power to free your soul from sin!
The words; “in God we trust,” in our lives must be applied!
Everything we’ll ever need… God has supplied!
God is this country’s hope! It’s only true foundation!
We need HIM right now! To come and heal our nation!
By Jim Pemberton
Categories:
elimination, christian, confusion, dad, dedication,
Form:
Rhyme
Look again and again before you jump
into a conclusion
if you're a judge in a poetry contest
elimination.
Printed words may look like black ants in tight
batallion formation
or squads of stragglers crawling about
in uncertain direction.
Sentences, oftentimes, are chunks or splinters of raw,
random thoughts,
so haphazardly strewn on the pages like brown,
burnt wings of moths.
They may not have creative sparks, rhythmic pace
or inspiration,
but behind haphazardness itself may be
imagination!
Categories:
elimination, on writing and wordsmay,
Form:
Rhyme
An apple lay on a plate,
On the house's threshold with eight
Young children and their pets
Awaiting to be eaten and never left
A hand held the apple
Rising it to its mouth's level
Unto the mouth the apple entered
As the teeth stung its cover that once warmed
Crrunchh! Was the voice of the gunshot
That tore a piece from the apple's cot
Granting the breeze to chill its profoundness
Blistering its body with coldness
The apple's teeth clapped together
Shaking its jaw from the unmerciful wind of the freezer
That struck so painfully into its bones
Shaking the magnificent structure it was built on
Eventhough the apple was injured
It was its choice to be devoured
Yet, the apple shall reach an area where,
It shall meet new citizens' care
Welcoming it into their affectionate house
Dedicating a beautiful woven blouse
To protect it from the emotionless, wintry storm
That scratched its smooth skin that was never transformed
Sometimes it happens to plenty;
Light touches the faces of many
Adding soft textures with a touch of
A young girl pervading the sense of love
Into their hearts' dove
Yet, some make a sin and guilt overwhelms them
As guilt climb aboard their soul's gem
But, light keeps touching their faces
Letting them know about the existence of chances,
Which can erase their mistakes
Cleansing their path from all the aches
That struck so hard into their eyes
Never hide when you have mistaken,
For cowardice shall awaken
Instead, stand up and fix what you have done
For their might be a chance awaiting at dawn
Categories:
elimination, forgiveness, hope, inspirational, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Anecdote:
For a nuptial effort, I was editing a photograph, my former husband, and his two classmates, as we were proposing for one, not all of them!
Posters are problematic these days, with every hotline too!
Please ignore, once your own tire, is acted up.
It is conveying a symptom, an outlier or an eloquence.
Now give them a brake, as you are not an advertisement, here.
***Quantitative process of elimination (Poe),
how can you be a parable that you are not a hoopoe within? ****
"You are nagging too much, these days!"
The time, outspoken, looked into the eyes.
I am pieced off with Du'a and Gloria Anzaldu'a
I am Netherlands, perhaps Holland, Hall &, and yet Norway....
Now you popped out from nowhere, half-hearted and negated
(and said),
e will become gradually into E, and all I heard , perhaps,"Thou art a....!"
I foretold this must be an acne issue with hormone, either hyper, or hype-o
Now "Being" a rare loner lump some inside a prayer room, where shall I serve the Type-o?
The Imam simply withered away, yet his glory is not! On a Friday, even though, remembrance about,
But the sister theory is giggling and nagging around, anything, other than this, without outsider harbinger chariot!
As every should could, perhaps, whence the targeted e is a mere life, not a grandiose Neon God!
These are all "Bay leaf " shape poem, unequivocally true, for the bookmark of your "Al Quran-ul- Kareem" and "hadeeth"
Even though price variation, there is a "housekeeping should" of the reason behind, that you will be liable al through,
Lentil and Moong, Mosul, and other peas, all you will subtly be, a graceful Imam your self
You did not disgrace them, and you did not happen too!
I will urge the time, to declutter own whine, to serve the deepest strength, the other side of your Chromebook screen
Or else, I will be a mere outlier quantitative with crispy onion, for lentil, alfalfa, already piled up algae enigmatic scene
Your work talks there, not your mannerism or coy word, lucrative, adjective or precisely so!
First 'be'! A distilled water bottle in calling for reverie, once rational, for any book, any letter too!
1:38 PM
9-5-2024
Categories:
elimination, anti bullying, baptism,
Form:
Free verse
Pray to keep this summer eve
Rest your weary, aching back
On the dark’ning must we leave
To press our next attack
Rest your weary, aching back
Maelstrom fighting fierce awaits
To press our next attack
To be the masters of our fates
Maelstrom fighting fierce awaits
We falter and we fade
To be the masters of our fates
Our bloodstains on the blade
We falter and we fade
Though our aim be ever true
Our bloodstains on the blade
Reflect the glow of day anew
October 4, 2024
Categories:
elimination, courage, endurance, heartbreak, metaphor,
Form:
Pantoum