Best Eek Poems

there was a girl who said "Eek!"
a limerick she just couldn't eke
she was so obsessed,
to write one for Moses
so there in her chair took her leak




*** August 1, 2010 --I'm going, I'm going!!!

but yessss,
finally a limerick from me, woohoo--
though a bit rusty but haha am...

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We don’t care what the safety advice is
We elephants help out in a crisis
In a South Asian scare
Elephants will be there
But you’re all on your own if there’s mices ...

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I heard a squeak beneath my seat
I must protect my trunk
I’d give that squeaker such a clump
If I were grown and drunk

I heard a squeak beneath my seat
It gave me such a scare
Those tiny squeakers make me meek
Is there one under there

I heard a squeak...

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An eerie cry the wind did make
In a darkened lonely place
Haunting silence it did break
This ghastly whitened face
All its life and color gone
A once real human being
Had all its blood there withdrawn
By a ghastly vampire thing!
All the people there in the town
The doctor and the...

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Struggling for so long
Eking it look so easy
They don’t believe me...

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