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Best Drain The Lizard Poems

Below are the all-time best Drain The Lizard poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of drain the lizard poems written by PoetrySoup members


Walkin' With My Wiener In My Hand......
(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

See the frost, watch it glisten
Too much beer, I'm on a mission
To write my name in the snow 
With a...

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© Jim David  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: drain the lizard, funny, holiday, music, parody,
Form: Lyric



Hold My Beer
Hold my beer, 
While I start the fire, 
Don't spill a drop, 
Or I'll cry, 
That cold refreshed taste, 
The bitterness on your tongue, 
Letting...

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© Tera Brown  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: drain the lizard, humor,
Form: ABC

Book: Shattered Sighs