Best Dozer Poems

It seems like it was yesterday
   in backyard sandbox she had played;
      granddaughter loved to have her way
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Drink Down The Deepest, Darkest Reasons For Me To Stay...

I sin in shapes while the dozer beats us both down
By one or two, my thumb...

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Well perhaps I should talk about foreclosure,
Let’s see, at first as it begins to happen
 it feels like your life is being flattened
By a big...

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Girls were different back then
They'd give you their telephone numbers
Written in lipstick or eyebrow pencil
Instead of a pen
You'd wait a few days to call them
To...

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There once was a boy who didn't know what he wanted to do when he grew up

The taller he grew
The more he wondered what to...

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I seen something weird the other day, for it's surely not funny
It's was about the sad desperate way of peoples love of money
Only the hearse...

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Ba-ba

They called him ba and sometimes ba,
The bubba Heenie one,
Caught with a sheep in his ute to keep,
The owner caught him some,
No chops for ba-ba,...

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My soul started yearning
And my feet grew all restless
To see the old hometown
And the place I was born.

Out back of my old house  ...

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Mall Rats
The naughty teenager stole a bulldozer off a building site. 
He drove it to the shopping mall and went on a squashing spree. 
His...

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Hark! That rustling of the leaves
makes me wobbly at the knees,
or did I dream of Thatcher’s ghost
chasing "wets" from post to post?
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When Tony Blair...

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•• When a new hive is done, what do the bees do? 
Have a house-swarming party, 
and give a welcome hearty. 

•• What did the...

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In my backyard is my children's sand box 
With a lid to keep out contamination.
In it is the finest sand.
This is where my children use...

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My dog chews through cars
And houses and ditches
My dog chews through underwear
Spitting out delicate stitches

My dog chews through anything moldy or kosher
My dog Buddy chews...

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Get the bridle

aint suicidal, babe get the bridle,
 i have to go a riding on me little horse today,
aint no infidiadel aint no Bobby Ridedell,
but...

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BELLS

IF YOU KNEW HER YOU KNOW THIS WOMEN COLLECTED BELLS.
THEY MAY OF NEVER BEEN USED BUT  
WAS ALWAYS SHOWCASED SO WELL.
EACH BELL UNIQUE AND...

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