Best Dollar Bill Poems

Have a million dollar bill in my hot little hands
When I present it to cashiers, they poop in their pants
A promotional gimmick
But ever so realistic 
When they threaten to call police, I'm gone in a glance


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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So many needs; So many hungry; So many homeless; So many good endeavors; So many requests for help; So many fraud-based endeavors.
But what more can I do? And who do I help, and how? Who do you dismiss, and why? Do we dare say 'No'...

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It's impossible to hum with your nose plugged
Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia
About two hundred babies are born every minute
Guess there's not much doing in suburbia

Dust under your bed is your own dead skin
Unbelievable but that's what they say
There are more nerve cells...

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PING HAD A DOLLAR BILL

                         Ping had a Dollar bill got from the king Weevil,
      ...

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Money is what everyone craves, but not everyone has
It has slipped through the grasp of many
Some have a sixth sense when it comes to the magical hue 
Green is the preferred color 
Jackson has become a personal mentor 
Those on the quest to meet all...

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Money? Hush 
Chill baby.
Sweet, honey suckle maybe
Rich forever playing

Lotto, what's more?
What for?
Liking the midnights laughing entertained
By the thunder BOLTS clapping.
Money? An extra favor gonna  savor the
Scent of a dollar.

Always in high DEMAND.
IT'S GOT THE POWER which most people don't
It CONTROLS  THE PUBLIC ...

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I am lifeless and nothing yet I am treasured and prized.
I travel all over the nation, 
slipping between one pair of hands to the next. 
I make no noise other than the faint rustle of paper.
I allow my every passenger to see my value to...

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My daughter wrote a poem 
“Twenty Dollar bill” 
It will have memories of her 
That will certify 
“Once upon a time in Hollywood.” 
 
We decipher, we digress 
Pizza talks, Hot Pizza 
Cold Beverages 
 
And we surmise 
Because we need to be  
Our...

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New Picture for Dollar Bill

By Elton Camp

There’s a movement underway
To make currency fit more today

Only a very long time ago
Did a woman’s picture show

Martha Washington was the one
Though but little by her was done

There’s one I’d prefer to see
Dolly Parton it should be 

I’m sure...

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I walk uphill
to the curb 
of The Bank of America's parking lot.
I find on the curb the twenty-dollar bill 
fold on the bank's curb.
I reach out my hand 
to touch and get the twenty-dollar bill 
on the curb.
Of the afternoon,
I walk to The Sunday's Cafeteria
to...

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The creaking door announces
Workboots demeaning the “Welcome Mat”
Pillow touched voices grow closer
Harder
Closer 
Apple grass licks my bare feet
As I launch from
The room soon corrupted
By sugar filled noses
And failed breathalyzers
And thrown utensils 
And threatened throats
Coated with failed divorce
And corrupt psychology
And unanswered questions
And dollar bill love,
But my...

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i'm on the dollar bill, bet you didn't know.

What i truly represent only a select few know.

NO! i'm not a pyramid, and NO! i'm not the eagle,
but i do agree with those Latin word and some of
those people.

If your next guess is Washington I'll say...

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Heyyy! What's Ben up with you? Me, I'm chillin, ain't much Ben happening 'round here. I Ben sitting here thinking how it's Ben a minute since I've seen you and I must admit I Ben missing you. I Ben wanted to get in touch with...

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I only got a Blue Cheese 
and I need a burger bad
said he’d only take Dixie
or a Jackson at a push
now I’m beggin’ on my knees
but don’t wanna make him mad
I’m in a foodie fixie
but he said “go kiss my tush”...

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Paying With a Million Dollar Bill

By Elton Camp

(This is absolutely a true story.  Google it and see if you think not.)

In North Carolina, a man went to Wal-Mart for a deal
To make payment, he gave a million dollar bill as real

When the cashier, in...

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