Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

A Million Dollar Bill

Have a million dollar bill in my hot little hands
When I present it to cashiers, they poop in their pants
A promotional gimmick
But ever so realistic 
When they threaten to call police, I'm gone in a glance


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman November 14, 2015 at 12:09 PM Hey does the million dollar bill have my face on it?... Enquiring minds want to know... No Dragon... I don't think it has your face on it... Well maybe... You never know... or Grandpa Trolls... He's better known you know! Jack Ellison November 14, 2015 at 8:32 PM In actual fact, I did design a million dollar bill for a promotion I was working on a number of years ago! xxx Carol Eastman November 14, 2015 at 12:09 PM PS. Hey! If it isn't real... Then why can't it have my picture on it?

Tim Smith November 14, 2015 at 12:08 PM You're rich, you're rich, let's fly out a here....lay on the beach.... where ladies appear...rub us with oil...make us feel spoiled....two damsels. a first mate, and one buccaneer Jack Ellison November 14, 2015 at 8:34 PM Love the, "girls rubbing us with oils thingy!!!" LOL