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A Million Dollar Bill

Have a million dollar bill in my hot little hands When I present it to cashiers, they poop in their pants A promotional gimmick But ever so realistic When they threaten to call police, I'm gone in a glance © Jack Ellison 2015

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Carol Eastman

Date: 11/14/2015 12:09:00 PM

Hey does the million dollar bill have my face on it?... Enquiring minds want to know... No Dragon... I don't think it has your face on it... Well maybe... You never know... or Grandpa Trolls... He's better known you know!

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/14/2015 8:32:00 PM

In actual fact, I did design a million dollar bill for a promotion I was working on a number of years ago! xxx

Carol Eastman
Date: 11/14/2015 12:09:00 PM

PS. Hey! If it isn't real... Then why can't it have my picture on it?

Tim Smith

Date: 11/14/2015 12:08:00 PM

You're rich, you're rich, let's fly out a here....lay on the beach.... where ladies appear...rub us with oil...make us feel spoiled....two damsels. a first mate, and one buccaneer

Jack Ellison
Date: 11/14/2015 8:34:00 PM

Love the, "girls rubbing us with oils thingy!!!" LOL