Best Distort Poems

This candle doesn’t burn as well as the others
It’s smell is sharp and sweet but the light is delicate
Flickering 
trying to fade
Away
dying until another day
I subsist for
Someday when the flame is intense and the craze renews
the day he will return, I shall be waiting with...

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7/2/15

So much to report
But I'll keep it short

You win and lose, like is like a sport
But don't get things twisted and distort
Especially if you think you have a sharp retort

It's not about what you can and can't snort
Popping corks
Or having a porsche

If you always try...

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R is for the repeated distortions of facts,
A for press articles written with hacks,
M for the emphasis placed on survival,
P for the piss taken out of your rival.
A for analogies that never convince,
N for false narratives making us wince,
T for traditional values cast-off
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