Rampant Lethargy

R is for the repeated distortions of facts, A for press articles written with hacks, M for the emphasis placed on survival, P for the piss taken out of your rival. A for analogies that never convince, N for false narratives making us wince, T for traditional values cast-off That cause umpteen scholars and clergy to scoff. L is for lovers whom I dream of all night, E for electric bills high as a kite, T for temptations I can’t keep at bay, H for Matt Hancock - please God stay away! A is for the **** he fondled intensely, R for resigning - we respect that immensely, G is for the government of which he was part, and Y for the yes-men aboard that rotting cart.