Best Dishonest Poems
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Categories:
dishonest, political,
Form:
Free verse
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The lying poets have you sucked in!
As many already have pseudonyms~
Perhaps, they imbibe too much gin?
And, oh, you so sweet innocents…
Sucked in by a false poet’s face!
Liars,who are poetic disgrace.are a disgrace.
Whom can I trust when liars abound?
Many scoundrels could easily be found.
Loving to bow to only clapping sounds!
They try to impress us, one and all.
But by their fancy forms, do not fall.
Poets, beware these imposters call!!
6/19/2023
Categories:
dishonest, poetry, poets,
Form:
Tristich
The cunningness I feel is near:
It tries coming for a stay
Living within a beast, I once lived in
It's a bit dangerous wanting my play.
I have to be careful, now, right:
Staying in the right of my light
By this, odious toxin that's near
It likes to fight at my nights, I fear.
It made me sick a lot of times:
Lusting its seducing bite in me, crimes
Its promises turn into untrustworthy lies
Here is a sinister demon that terrifies.
It teases me with its pleasures:
Oh, one of a kind, it is, no measures
Telling me that I need it to survive
A bewildering demon, I've lost, run hide!
Every day seems like a struggle lately:
Keeping a sinister entrapped at its bay
These demons are up prowling to entice, be
Awaiting its day to play with me!
It feeds on my aches of pains:
Mind, the guilts, the greed that has stained
The more I hurt inside fighting, being real
The more this, slither, comes to steal.
I sensed life had enough of me:
My spirit was crushed, hurt, torn apart
Its Roar stood, heard for miles, miles I say
A venom beast has awakened, now bites.
This poison, I once craved:
The feel, pushing temptations
To care about absolutely nothing
Not even for myself, deliberations.
This slither came to suck the life out of me,
To bring the poison, sinister closer in
Though the bag, done gone that day
I've yet to lose, to this poisoning again
A malevolence venom, I once craved
Have yet to win within.
Categories:
dishonest, abuse, addiction, betrayal, conflict,
Form:
Free verse
IN ALL HONESTY I AM DISHONEST
Many people own what they refer to as a “cash cow”
A farm animal who produces milk to drink and make cheese
Well I am like an aged farmer praying for his last field to plow
And all I have is a cow who consumes cash if you please
Many people eat food that rots them from the inside out
I, however, use substances that rot me from the outside in
With certainty I am doomed by daily diatribes of doubt
The result of my walking side by side with sordidness and sin
Many people reap rewards from being reverent, religious and good
I, on the other hand, am plundered by impiousness and a lack of pity
It’s always been my plan to take advantage of those whom I could
And using fools who are foolish enough to find me oh so very witty
In actuality I’d decline a “a cash cow” for a small semblance of peace
The kind of peace I find only in devastating substances which sustain me
My sordidness is self-evidenced by sins that seldom if ever cease
And even foolish fools finally find the intelligence to disdain me
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Categories:
dishonest, angst, people, me, people,
Form:
Quatrain
Around around around iwe igo
more fake poems fraudsters show
autistic infamy
the ability to see patterns and queues
who do you think you really fool?
other than old farmers who do not care
his chickens cluck as much as you click
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Bonus Verse added completely free for your reading pleasure!
And I
have to say
no more Jaywalking
wheely stop it
simply obey
Categories:
dishonest, art, corruption, giggle,
Form:
Free verse
Honest salesman is a semi-oxymoron
Just like an honest politician
Please do not laugh, all lawyers or
Accountants are not crooks. When the door
Is wide open a mouse, a rat, a cockroach
Would me more than happy to approach
Some politicians have tried to be better
And more credible. Some are men/women of honor
However, others are pathological liars
They are professionals who behave like traitors
They think that the "truth is not the truth". They're confused
Lies are lies. Dogs are dogs. Politicians play politics
Call the exterminators to annihilate the ticks
Liars always ignore the truth. Please, let's not mused
In politics, it is probably not easy to be too honest
Because so much is involved. Let's chase the pests
The corrupt politicians who are ruining everything
And destroying the dream. Let them flee. Let's ring
The bells. Not all politicians are crooked or criminals
That's true. I am not lying, just check the election polls.
Copyright © November 2018, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several books of poetry.
Categories:
dishonest, abuse, betrayal, bullying, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
IN ALL HONESTY I AM DISHONEST
Many people own what they refer to as a “cash cow”
A farm animal who produces milk to drink and make cheese
Well I am like an aged farmer praying for his last field to plow
And all I have is a cow who consumes cash if you please
Many people eat food that rots them from the inside out
I, however, use substances that rot me from the outside in
With certainty I am doomed by daily diatribes of doubt
The result of my walking side by side with sordidness and sin
Many people reap rewards from being reverent, religious and good
I, on the other hand, am plundered by impiousness and a lack of pity
It’s always been my plan to take advantage of those whom I could
And using fools who are foolish enough to find me oh so very witty
In actuality I’d decline a “a cash cow” for a small semblance of peace
The kind of peace I find only in devastating substances which sustain me
My sordidness is self-evidenced by sins that seldom if ever cease
And even foolish fools finally find the intelligence to disdain me
© 2009…..free cee!
Categories:
dishonest, angst, people, me, people,
Form:
Quatrain
They grin and sneer, then turn away quickly
Following their lead, my heart slowly recedes
Never without their tales, some quite sickly
They listen to many stories, gossiping thickly
Spirits winking at the darkest of the proceeds
They grin and sneer, then turn away quickly
They pretend to be a friend, flattering thickly
Welcoming others, hoping their lie succeeds
Never without their tales, some quite sickly
They whisper among themselves, pretty slickly
Skeptical of truths that tell of darkest deeds
They grin and sneer, then turn away quickly
They know they are insincere but they’re wickley
Telling the whole world false tales, doubt breeds
Never without their tales, some quite sickly
Their dishonesty - duplicity silences the prickly
Truth won’t be doubted by those prayer beads
They grin and sneer, then turn away quickly
Never without their tales, some quite sickly
THIRD-PERSON VILLANELLE Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: L MILTON HANKINS
November 9, 2022
Categories:
dishonest, angst, conflict, confusion, sad,
Form:
Villanelle
Dishonest Conclusion
Calvin L. Genereux
Sever the ties,
Break with the past.
Bury the lies,
It moves so fast.
Blood to the vein,
Suffer the pain,
Once he was bane,
Now he is slain.
He faces fate,
Blood on the sand.
The great debate,
Where did he stand?
The former spy,
Killed for a lie,
No one would cry,
If he should die.
Categories:
dishonest, death
Form:
greed is the ugliest of sins
robbing the poor
to line one’s pockets
knocking people to their knees
reducing them to begging
while they are asked to wait patiently
for what is due them
how dare they make them wait
it’s all one huge conspiracy
how can you sleep at night
have you no conscience
can you really just pretend
that delay is without consequence
how much do you need to be satisfied
has your greed no bounds
we can’t imagine the utmost greed
coveting profits gained
from deliberately postponing payments
while honest people live deep in despair
AP: 2nd place 2021
Posted on January 11, 2019
Categories:
dishonest, life, money, poverty,
Form:
Free verse
a quick sideways glance
shoplifting a speck of gold ~
the weight of a man
Submitted on July 9, 2019 for contest SENRYU ABOUT GREED, LUST OR LOSS sponsored by TANIA KITCHIN
Categories:
dishonest, betrayal, character, corruption,
Form:
Senryu
To be myself I wouldn't dare
to let the world see
to show them who I really am
is too hard for me
I feel the loneliness
coming on like a wave
the powerful tide I can't control
is making the real me impossible to save
so I keep drowning, deeper and deeper still,
If I had any guts at all
I would use my free will
God gave me a choice
in this important matter
but I chose to be a phony
And let the real me scatter
Categories:
dishonest, introspectionme, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Discreet
Dishonest
Deceit
Run from your mind
Stay and face your destiny
Listen to your lies
You hid the truth from me
You can't and won't survive
The demon bottle you see; it will eat you alive
I've tried, I've begged, I've cried
But you don't care about me
Discreet, dishonest, deceit
You've played them all now you see
I won't waste my time with thee
I won't watch you die
Categories:
dishonest, abuse, addiction, care, cry,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Lies fit person s who are dishonest,
let them not be your vain quest
or that reason for quick conquest;
envy is so evil and causes unrest!
Telling an untruth is blunt,
it's hammering hardwood with tiny nails;
have you come face to face with liars
and been deceived by what they said?
Telling lies is an attribute to dishonesty,
to get full control over fools
and make them their grunts!
Telling an untruth is blunt,
and needs an immediate apology
to the one you heartlessly misled!
Lies fit persons who are dishonest,
let them not be your vain quest
or that reason for quick conquest;
envy is so evil and causes unrest!
Lies come from dishonest mouths
smothering us with false sentiments
until they get what they want then leave
making us pay the consequences and cleave
to the false belief that being evil
to others makes them feel well!
Lies fit persons who are dishonest,
let them not be your vain quest
or that reason for quick conquest;
envy is so evil and causes unrest!
Telling an untruth is blunt,
never deceive another gullible soul;
the wrong you do will be avenged
when they realize the goal
was to do harm and hurt
them for a grudge already settled!
Categories:
dishonest, anger, character, emotions, evil,
Form:
Rhyme
Love is but a game of false dice, sweet lies and oaths
to tame pretty rebels for astute, overmastering gentlemen
- harsh, dishonest and less in love, who loan affection with interest
and measure passion like coin recompense.
Categories:
dishonest, love, teen,
Form:
Free verse