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Dirtiest Demon Dining
it's

a hunger

that thrives
on

momentary lapses
of reason

a 
split second starvation..

sound 
stealing 
stimulant

I

finally have possession 
of you..

So I
sit here and 
watch you sleep
while

Satan softly serinades
the air..
So

you can dream
as...

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Categories: dirtiest, romance, , Lullaby,
Form: Alliteration



Premium Member And Nothing Else Matters-In An Upside Down World
Perhaps in a row they sit on their chair.
At their small object they all like to stare.
In an upside down world, the room’s silence grows.
They...

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Categories: dirtiest, humorous, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Uncle Hanky P Hunk
I once knew a crazy old man Uncle Hanky P. Hunk. 
He had the dirtiest house, the drabbest bunk.
I think that he was often kind...

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Categories: dirtiest, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member Lizzie Borden
LIZZIE BORDEN

Poor miss Lizzie, a murderess acquitted, 
By a judgment’s ruling of her peers,
Yet command by histories theatrics.
Astound damsel, to the wealth’s elite,
A matron’s old...

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© Cherl Dunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dirtiest, character, halloween, holiday, imagination,
Form: Free verse
Emerald
Emerald that is shining so brightly,
How do you hold my eye, oh, so sweetly?
Like a stone, carved by sun, e'er slightly,
Carved ever so perfect, and...

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© Dana Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dirtiest, nature,
Form: Sonnet



Love Biscuits
Walking the yard with shovel in hand
Cruising back and forth just as planned
Trying to pick up every last pile
If the wife steps in one she...

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Categories: dirtiest, humor,
Form: I do not know?
Pig In Blue
PIG IN BLUE
I knew a pig in blue
Who liked to tell us what to do
Parading the place, policing the place
And he did bad things few...

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Categories: dirtiest, betrayal, corruption, death, evil,
Form: Narrative
The Gavel
with a black robe and a bad heart...with eyes that see evil and ears that hear lies
viewing the world like a dying disease
like the beggar...

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Categories: dirtiest, passionme,
Form: Rhyme
Down In the Valley
Yeah,I've been down in the valley
Down in the depths of darkness inside the devils dirtiest alleys
I've seen demons rally while destroying our dreams
I've seen sad...

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Categories: dirtiest, bible,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member November Eighth Election Day
November Eighth Election Day
By Franklin Price
11/8/2016

November eighth election day
The end is finally here
To the dirtiest campaigning
Ever run for most the year

Both parties were ferocious
In pursuing...

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Categories: dirtiest, how i feel, political,
Form: Rhyme
Topiary Comes To Life
Non descript hedge rows sculpted into ornamental animal 
via botanical artist wielding pruning shears and chain saw 
carved, limned and sculpted with wrist wrought voila...

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Categories: dirtiest, appreciation, art, beauty, creation,
Form: I do not know?
Revival of the Fittest - Time To Surrender
Darwin's survival of the fittest 
Could speak of the rarest 
Then why not of love? 
Which is talk of the town. 

Behind the bushes, above...

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Categories: dirtiest, fashion, funny love, future,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member War's Words - 2
Hearts are heavy, burdened
By worry and fear, a darkness
Coloring thoughts in dread
Breaking through hope and joy
To leave anxiety and concern
Panic about what might come

Hearts are...

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Categories: dirtiest, courage, fear, war,
Form: Free verse
Family Remembers, Part Ii
II-Marie

It was two full days after this charade
when Marie was told the grim news,
her ex-husband had been shanked in prison,
killed by two illegal alien youths.

When...

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Categories: dirtiest, anger, dark, divorce, family,
Form: Narrative
Handwashing In the Public Toilet
Hand Washing in the Public Toilet

By Elton Camp

Employees must wash hands before returning to work
But that sign doesn't apply to just some regular jerk

I see...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: dirtiest, funny,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs