Best Detergent Poems

Surface tension
Third dimension
Imperfect sphere
Rays interfere
Spectral contours
Numbers ensure
Hydroxide base
Light interface

Occam's cutlass
Logic's numbness
Can not destroy
Our childish joy
Ever humble
Soap sud bubble

Magical wide eyed wonder
Capturing a father's heart
Blowing bubbles
Soapy sorcery
Daughter's delight
Laughing
Must hold
Must keep
Must treasure

He stayed her tiny hands
These are our dreams
You cannot destroy them
Look how hope carries them high
The...

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I washed my soul to achieve maximum brightness
Used all the best religions they promised whiteness 

I worked really hard but I couldn't get it clean
Washed it over and over like a good human being

The stains seemed permanent there before my eyes
Would my hope of whiteness...

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Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent

Courtesy food pantries
Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,
Our Daily Bread,
the missus and yours truly (her spouse)
well stocked with good n plenti of
soap, shampoo and detergent.

Spongebob squarepants
would be in seventh heaven,
where sudsy clouds (resembling
Mister Krabs, Plankton,
Sandy Cheeks, Squidward, et cetera),
would...

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I have just the detergent,
To clean your dirty clothes,
I will even guarantee to you,
They will smell like a rose.

Even if you have no machine,
There is no need to fret,
In a pan soak them in this, 
Until they become very wet.

Leave your clothes one hour,
They will...

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She said she liked my poetry
But wouldn't do my laundry
Guess I need to add more detergent to my verse....

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What might be the matter 
With our next-door Martha,
Her rash mischief steady 
And she, by choice, heady; 
Content to seem an Eddy,
Her gross slaps often ready 
Last week, the cheeks of Freddie? 

And her guy who is intelligent 
Keeps betraying more The Belligerent
Our own share...

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