Bar None No Shortage of Soap Shampoo, Nor Detergent

Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent Courtesy food pantries Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's, Our Daily Bread, the missus and yours truly (her spouse) well stocked with good n plenti of soap, shampoo and detergent. Spongebob squarepants would be in seventh heaven, where sudsy clouds (resembling Mister Krabs, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Squidward, et cetera), would drift across celestial vault. Gratitude bequeathed to prophets of virtue benevolent good samaritans who trend righteous true to the calling of helping hands who renew faith (mine) in goodness of humanity assisting not only yours truly and the missus, but people from South American country named Peru or even indigenous tribes accorded recognition comprising population of inhabitants occupying New Zealand, offered reparations under the Treaty of Waitangi, a process of reparation allowed Maori to be fully recognized at political level in lieu of unfair practices inflicted upon original occupant loosely similar to descendents of long lost tribes of Israel, endowed with (pure tin) pride wishing I too could call myself proud Jew, nevertheless attraction manifests destiny (mine) someday to learn Hebrew. Courtesy atheism more so Unitarianism, I need not adopt an explicit dogmatic, fanatic, humanistic..., lunatic, narcissistic, puritanic... paradigm, but only tout poetic justice (mine) to recognize laudable traits linkedin to orthodox faiths, albeit rationalistic rubric that caters to selflessness for no other reason than allowing, enabling, and promoting random acts of kindness without any forthcoming great expectation downplaying remuneration, no matter destitution begot mein kampf hard times living within bleak house slight hyperbolic exaggeration poor as a cheesy church mouse poet. Lemme coast to a fitting conclusion bringing reasonable rhyming blather originating courtesy me noggin, within which wool doth gather thus I a halt and dial down philosophical lather, cuz most likely ye dear reader would rather experience palmolive oil slather preparatory to full body massage.