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Discarding My Depends

In my own little world, I'm nearing the end Everyday problems seem unimportant to mend My life is growing short Must grab hold and resort To attacking young girlies while discarding my Depends © Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor

Date: 10/17/2015 10:15:00 PM

Jack had his backups on, just in case, He tinckled some, with red face. He remembered when, He could hold it then.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 8:31:00 AM

Sorry, running behind schedule! Whatta dirty old man, eh!!!

Michael Tor
Date: 10/17/2015 10:16:00 PM

Good morning Jack!

Theresa Cw

Date: 10/17/2015 12:16:00 PM

I'm so very glad I stopped by for dear Jack's funnies today, he always seems to amaze people with his many whimsical funnies. good day dear Jack... many hugs Theresa

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 8:30:00 AM

Dear Theresa... you are the sweetest! Love ya a bunch, Jack xoxox

Tim Smith

Date: 10/17/2015 12:10:00 PM

Got some new Depends in a shape of a thong...I'm a shirtless wonder singing a song...la da de de de de...hey look at me...a beautiful sight, no lady this isn't just wrong...yeehaw Jackson...go get em today Jays

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 8:29:00 AM

Silly screw up was costly... still have the faith! They've come back fro 2 zip before!!!

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/17/2015 10:11:00 AM

EWWWW! Definitely didn't want to hear that... Now leave the young girls to the young cats... And as for those depends... Leave theem on around friends... These things you should absolutely work at... PS. Wrote a new Zombie Halloween poem. Come read it.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 8:19:00 AM

Heading right over, dear Carol! Love, Santa xoxox

Judy Konos

Date: 10/17/2015 8:58:00 AM

In your own little world you must decide to stay....there are those of us who prefer it that way.....but whether you do or whether you don't....A rolls still a roll in the hay!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 8:15:00 AM

A dirty old man to the end!!!!! xoxox