Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Discarding My Depends

In my own little world, I'm nearing the end
Everyday problems seem unimportant to mend
My life is growing short
Must grab hold and resort
To attacking young girlies while discarding my Depends


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Michael Tor October 17, 2015 at 10:15 PM Jack had his backups on, just in case, He tinckled some, with red face. He remembered when, He could hold it then. Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 8:31 AM Sorry, running behind schedule! Whatta dirty old man, eh!!! Michael Tor October 17, 2015 at 10:16 PM Good morning Jack!

Theresa Cw October 17, 2015 at 12:16 PM I'm so very glad I stopped by for dear Jack's funnies today, he always seems to amaze people with his many whimsical funnies. good day dear Jack... many hugs Theresa Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 8:30 AM Dear Theresa... you are the sweetest! Love ya a bunch, Jack xoxox

Tim Smith October 17, 2015 at 12:10 PM Got some new Depends in a shape of a thong...I'm a shirtless wonder singing a song...la da de de de de...hey look at me...a beautiful sight, no lady this isn't just wrong...yeehaw Jackson...go get em today Jays Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 8:29 AM Silly screw up was costly... still have the faith! They've come back fro 2 zip before!!!

Carol Eastman October 17, 2015 at 10:11 AM EWWWW! Definitely didn't want to hear that... Now leave the young girls to the young cats... And as for those depends... Leave theem on around friends... These things you should absolutely work at... PS. Wrote a new Zombie Halloween poem. Come read it. Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 8:19 AM Heading right over, dear Carol! Love, Santa xoxox

Judy Konos October 17, 2015 at 8:58 AM In your own little world you must decide to stay....there are those of us who prefer it that way.....but whether you do or whether you don't....A rolls still a roll in the hay! Jack Ellison October 18, 2015 at 8:15 AM A dirty old man to the end!!!!! xoxox