Best Credit Rating Poems

I DID WHAT!!!!

I voted liberal in the year of two thousand eight
Tired of George, my thinking wasn't that great
Now I realize as I see my country choking
I say to myself, Vince, what were you smoking

I voted liberal, the dumbest thing I've done yet
It took fourteen...

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I'm in love with Juanita

From El Paso country song ...

Kiss me stronger, senorita,

Make my memories be gone.


To forget the northern beauty,

Who's cold heart is made of stone,

Kiss me stronger, Spanish cutie,

Give me love I missed so long.


Brown eyes so warm and tender,

Margaritaville from blender

Makes it...

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Lending Money to Relatives

By Elton Camp

Most every family, of bums, has one or two
He’s in a tight and doesn’t know what to do

“I really hate to ask to borrow some dough.
I promise that I’ll promptly repay, though.”

He asks because his credit rating is near zero
Hopes...

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quaffing caustic acidic ale, a prankster did stage
analogous to raging figurative fire of rage 
within my belly – riven asper spinal binding 
   ripped from every book marked page

caw zing quite an ache – fiercely teas sing 
   curative panaceas sans...

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SIMPLE BLESSED

I may not have a lot of friends, some say no one
I may not have a love in my life, a loving wife
and I may not have a lot of money
But I only, 
Only I
Can tell my testimony..
I may not be the best thing
I...

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LOOKING    AT   MY    SPAM


A guy with a busy-life like me has everything he could want, right at fingertips:
I can “stop snoring with a dentist-designed mouthpiece”
And can pay for it, after I “check  my credit rating on...

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The rich fare so poorly
in completely divesting of the gold chains
Losing it all ... casting away
the luster of the pearly platinum 
family portraits on the baroque mansion, 
spiral stairway wall

The copper savings ... deposit daub 
straw crumbs,
that built the foundation of it all,
starts to totter...

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The Moocher

By Elton Camp

Most families have one or two
“Loans” from you they pursue
And never fail to assuredly say
“I will pay it back, right away.”

So worthy I am of your complete trust
Never would I stoop to treat you unjust
You wouldn’t expect me to ask another
You will...

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Born shackled with globe sized
yoked millstone around my neck
rivaling the world Atlas shrugged,
or outsize boulder Sisyphus

eternally obliged to toil uphill
steepest mountain side
in concert with
Battlestar Galactica pièce de résistance
ear splitting discordant cacophonous din.

Simultaneously analogous twin tower
of Old Faithful geyser
Googleplex times Mariana Trench
aqueous oceanic chasm amply housing
Rhode...

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The debt soars through the ceiling
Future generations we are billing

The politicians are not dealing
With ire there constituents distilling

The stock market is reeling
The financiers are peeling

Credit bureaus are squealing
Our good credit rating milling...

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Moody's in the mood to short sell
Congress's word to someday pay
sounds harsh but might be as well
political kids spoilin' just to play

forget the lunch, can't break-the-fast
for some, free is freedom to turn away
ignore basic facts, easier to lambaste
opponents and leave tomorrow in disarray

empty rhetoric is...

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Job Seekers, Expect a Close Look

By Elton Camp 

Employers now can be highly selective
To investigate they won’t use a detective
However, it certainly is a pretty good bet
They will check applicants on the Internet

If on some website you are known to rave
It shows how as an...

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Figurative paralysis laid waste body electric of mine

This is Spinal tap 
bamboozling, binding, bleeding, bombing...
ripped from every dog eared 
and book marked page
recounting latest ill fated fiasco, 
now peppering my life and hard times
causing quite an ache – fiercely teasing 
(the fire cat) curative panaceas...

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All the family photos are gone.
I wish I had made copies for others.
They would be in their houses, safe, and they would share.
But I was on such a budget.  Grandmas offered to pay for them, but still.
I was too proud.

All the furniture is ruined....

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