Best Cookware Poems

..."Made In China"

They can have my money
If it saves me money

The toys I played with when I was young,
Says I enjoyed their hands
The Labels read 
"MADE IN CHINA"

The cheap material on my ......

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...After a wonderful late afternoon walk in the park, 
my wife and I moseyed over to the Japanese Hibachi Grille for some dinner. 
What we got into was some good old fashioned drama down at BeniHana........

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...STOVE is my easle.
Cookware are my tools to reach
Creativity.......

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...If the deli seems smelly
  and the fast food tastes rude
The time has come
  to cook your own food  

A piece of advice 
  ere you begin
Scrub and clean all the cookware
  before the ingredie......

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...I looked in the file cabinet but I could not find it there.
It obviously had not been filed; I began to look elsewhere.  
I looked on the lamp table beside the green armchair.
Only to find my poem......

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...The invitation spelled my name
“Eileen,” which I don’t do.
We’ve never met the bride and groom;
Her parents, though, we knew.

We skipped the wedding; sent a gift.
The thank you came today.
I ......

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...The delicious aroma circulated 
As the heat from the oven radiated 
The stove top warmed
As white chocolate chips melted downward
Into a candied thick syrupy puree.

Thoughts flashed across my ......

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...Potato latkes, fried in oil
Are eaten every year
When calendars remind us
That our holiday is here.

To keep up the tradition,
There are choices we must make – 
Buy them frozen in the market,
......

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...Great Aunt Maude had a bejeweled flair
With red and blue rhinestones in her hair
Black fluffy coat resembling grizzly bear
We could never outguess what she would wear

Her glitzy outfits were wo......

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...Dead Skunk Season, it goes best on a roast,
then sliced nice and thin, and served up on rye toast!

Dead Skunk Season, oh it costs, but you’ll pay!
A dash in the eggs drives the in-laws away!

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...Eavesdropping 
A virtuous individual is difficult to find, remarked my grandmother. On that day, I witnessed tears in her eyes as she anxiously placed the monthly tithe in an envelope and departed f......

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...Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes...
(plus cutlery, pots pans, et cetera) in the kitchenette sink.

She started what would immediately become 
a first and last ge......

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...Donning rubber gloves, the wife does washing of clothes and dishes...
(plus cutlery, pots pans, et cetera) in the kitchenette sink.

She started what would immediately become 
a first and last ge......

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...Eavesdropping**

"A good man is hard to find," my Nana used to say. I remember the day she said it, tears in her eyes as she carefully put money into an envelope for church on a Sunday morning. Ear......

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...Some time ago
One or the few of human beings
Had figured to create a crepe

Before 
They were hunting birds
And covering their bodies with no feathers
In clay

…

Produce the GUILLOTINE 
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