Best Collection Plate Poems

The preachers say they have my God on speed dial  
A ladder to the heavens once again
Operator, put me through directly
This time I just don’t wanna go through them

I fear my calls may not have been delivered 
And maybe I don’t have the time...

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The Collection Plate,

'Tis a simple sacred place of worship bearing no weight, whereto, one's faith unchallenged, accepted universally.

A complement of thrice their numbers, religious qualities as true servants, pronounced by their autonomous tenet gathered did they;...

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Yea, they are greedy dogs
which can never have enough,
and they are shepherds
that cannot understand ...
Isa. 56:11


For the passing of the plate
is why they preach
Into your pockets reach deep
is what they teach
The prosperity you receive from God,
deliver to them, they say
Asking for more coins of Caesar,
you’re...

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What treasures will be in the plate
Meant to provide for the good
Monies from thither and yon
Doing only what saints could

Why does the surplus never touch
The hurt that all good has done
Heavier and heavier grows the weight
That forgiveness and mercy can not outrun

Decades of healing attest...

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