Best Co Op Poems

Yang: What is the difference between a theist and an atheist?

Yin: A bicamerally balancing ego/eco-teleologist.

Yang: Well, so what's that; a teleologist?

Yin: You, if you believe the Earth is your co-gravitational 
(0)-double-binding mind-spirit/body-nature center
epi-center 
of wealthy egonomic
and healthy ecopolitical values, 
each with equi-valent 
ego/ecological 
transgenerational health-care...

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Christopher really liked Lisa
He thought she was really quite fit
They worked together every day
At a very well known supermarket

When he asked her out she said yes 
But to show that they were an item
They were shrink-wrapped together
And had a barcode label stuck on them...

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Cherry Tree Music Co-op

alternately titled instant infatuation: 
a moment of spontaneous *****
instantaneously transformed 
ordinarily shy guy into a quidnunc
courtesy powder milk biscuits
inside his mouth 
bitesize morsels did plunk
wafted courtesy pheromones 
found him punchdrunk
reclusive tendencies bubbled up

(analogous to petrification
found yours truly immobilized 
like Stonewall Jackson)
undermining vetted...

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