Best Cleric Poems

There was a pastor named Caste
Whose habit of swearing was vast.
Some said his firing was near
But Caste cited nothing to fear
“You see, I repent too _____ fast.”...

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A fool, a buffoon, a comedian or a clown
They all act stupid but are really smart,
They are an odd breed of their own
Just for laughs they win your heart.

A lady, a lass, a vamp or a tramp
They all act gullible but are pretty smart,
With a...

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The breaking news is about Eric:
That he now wants to be a cleric,
Eyes on scriptures that once pissed him off,
His time for verses that stirred his cough.
Satan has, since, been mad, tears at nights.

But-trust him - is bouncing back for fights!
Now tells Eric that he...

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An old cleric from south of Niagara
was making love to a woman named Magda.
While he did wear protection
there was little erec***n;
she moaned "Darling, you forgot your Viagra!"

This cleric, on later inspection,
decided to make a correction.
He adjusted the dose
and with her got close
and then had a...

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Treasures Midden
David J Walker
 
It is in the midden 
The story hidden 
In the heap 
 
The truth entwined 
With dung and grime
To keep
 
As secrets from the 
Eyes less bold
 
Where orates swear 
To the foulest air from
Truth in scripted told
 
The dung heap...

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Thomas, an apostle of Jesus,
Called 
Or so presumed.

He was not an angel.
No, 
He never claimed. 
Although he played the part well.

Brother Tom,
Like we all called him,
Was a walking paradox.

Because the liquor he loathed he loved
And the lady of the night
Whose deeds he shunned,
She he loved...

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