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Premium Member Clem Potts and the Moon
CLEM POTTS AND THE MOON

not a pleasant sound
combining potts with the moon,
but, farm girls had learned
clem potts, in his rustic way,
was quite the village dreamer

lord...

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Categories: clem, humor, humorous,
Form: Tanka



Clem
When Clem finally made it into town
Leading his horse and swearing
The townfolk looked at him askance
But, Clem totally wasn't caring

He had walked the last five...

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Categories: clem, death, life, people, horse,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy
COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...

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Categories: clem, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Kadidlehopper's Burger Whoppers
Clem Kadidlehopper had two whoppers,
Two burgers with the works may be stoppers,
Double meat, egg, beetroot, tomato and cheese,
For a burger connoisseur this could only please,
No...

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Categories: clem, children, funny,
Form: Limerick
A Marriage Made In Heaven
Poor Clem was hanging off the shed rafters,
His angry outback wife strutting underneath,
" You've gotta come down some time Clem,"
Said angry Etta through grinding teeth.

"I've...

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Categories: clem, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Welcome To Murkland
Beneath the River Somnium,
Abandoned Wishes hymn: quiet in the viaduct:

Reverse the Lodestone;
Reverse the First Sin;
Reverse the Autumn Hearse;
Reverse the Universe.

We are the murk men, intangible...

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Categories: clem, dark, fantasy, surreal,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Our Favorite
When he had control of the remote I could get out of sorts
I preferred the dramas and he wanted only sports.

But on one type of...

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Categories: clem, funnyhusband, red, time, husband,
Form: Couplet
The Fear
The Fear.

Before the Good ol ' '48'  The Fear was always there, should you, could you call the 

Doc; must you rely on the...

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© Peter Dorr  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: clem, health,
Form: Free verse
Who Was It
Who was it?

Who was it sacked the fifteen thousand,
Who enjoys the sacking, he just smiles
Who has the public informing on public servants,
On who went to...

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Categories: clem, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Final Edition
"Final Edition"     Posted 12 Sep 2021

With deep gratitude to all of who visited and commented over these 12 months of Monoku...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: clem, humor,
Form: Monoku
The Verbose South Street Suit Salesman
The Verbose South Street Suit Salesman

I’ve been around, Mac
I’m sharp as a tack and I can keep track
Of 200 suits hung neat on the rack
What...

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Categories: clem, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Monoku Monday - Aug 2021
"Bits and Pieces III"      Posted 1 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment
	bread is like the sun      it rises...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: clem, humor,
Form: Monoku
Swamp Idyl
Somewhere off by a stream, 
an old Rabbit told a tale
to his forty eight grand kids
and great grandkids,
Under the sunny sun they sat,
the oldster under...

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Categories: clem, animals, friendship, people, sun,
Form: Idyll (Idyl)
The South Street Suit Salesman
The South Street Suit Salesman

I’ve been around for quite awhile
and I'm sharp as a tack
and I can keep track
of 100 suits hung neat on a...

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Categories: clem, motivation,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nothing Good Ever Happenss
Mistress Clem collected a variety of rose quartz.
She knew the value of the gem’s properties.
Rose quartz will bring you love and family.

Did It work?
Of course...

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Categories: clem, life,
Form: Free verse

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