Best Chow Poems

"Rise an' shine you lazy cowpokes!  Time to saddle up yer hoss!
Time to move them moo-cows to summer range!" yelled th' trail boss!
"You've lolled around here all winter, now it's time to earn yer pay!
Jump in yer jeans, pull on them boots an' let's...

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underwater pose
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A sweet Chow Chow called Charleston Dinah
Was court-ordered to go back to China
Told: Leave the U.S.
You made this covid mess!
She arfed:  You nut I’m from North Carolina!

Written 5/12/22...

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An old chow chow in Albuquerque
is often called odd, weird, and quirky
He drinks only prune juice
His best friend is a goose
and on Thanksgiving he weeps for the turkey...

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If you drink that SPECIAL brand of Kool-aid,And now you flounder belly up make sure someone else is there with you,(and not just for good luck,)who has the required skills to render first aid. Cause lightning may strike on THAT whole parade. He’ll bend you...

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Army cooks don't do anything wrong
By feeding a "Mad Killer" throng
& that's rather droll
Like a troll on the dole
Who freaks out on a Viet Cong dong...

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Disappointment settles inside of us
But hunger does things to sadness that scowls
This is called numbing the pain to pain free
Mummified we ingest and hate and frown
Noticing pain swallowing punishment
A biscuit without eggs without friends
Seated beside horror and lust and shapes
Hoping my trust in God trusts...

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An impish chow chow-chihuahua mix
is again up to his old nasty tricks
Orange fluffy and small
people think it’s a doll
Then he’ll yap-yap-yap-yap just for kicks

6/8/22...

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Let's go chow down.
Was he serious?
I could barely walk now.

Then I thought of the buffets.
All nine of them.
And the shrimp.
And the lobster.

I could go in my pajamas if I wanted.
So I rolled myself out of my teeny tiny not-so-great room
And I headed for Buffet number...

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Dragon’s reputation is not great;
Children were never meals for him.
Instead modern day dragons,
Like people food the best;
Especially the
Succulent taste…
Fried chicken
Breasts and
Legs....

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My Favorite Animal is a Chow Chow dog-

my favorite is
the kind of dog animal
a puppy Chow Chow 

so fluffy furry
so loving and adorning
purple tongued Chow Chow

ever faithful so
looks liken a little bear
j shaped curly tailed

is, a Chow-Chow dog
i once own  JJ  Jaraya 
my...

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My Tasha Girl happens to be
a mix of both Chow and Collie
and I suppose it's largely due because I'm the guardian of she
that I don't see Tasha Girl as a mutt or other cross breed.
In my eyes she's so beautiful and a breed all her...

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Many vegetarians think
Brutish carnivores need a shrink
But pigs and cows show
That just is not so
Herbivores can't smell their own stink!...

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Chow bowl and the hound are at odds.
So sick of the corn and pea pods.
Begs make a mistake.
Bumps table for steak.
The hound takes no time for applause.

1/12/2022...

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sunny winters hearts
snow barking yet a little
wet chow-chow barks


4/3/22
written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2022...

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