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Best Chomped Poems


The Bulldog Chomped the Boogeyman
There is no specific appearance attributed
to the horrifying Boogeyman, he may resemble 
Windico or diabolic Krampus; these creatures
are spiteful and like to punish only the good kids.
In my childhood he came around and hunted
my longest nights and alone I started to tremble.

The frightening Boogieman was...

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Categories: chomped, children, death, dog, dream,
Form: Rhyme
Trump Chomped To Bits
Trump Chomped To Bits

Trump has become a toilet trainer traitor;
Should send to China on a slow freighter;
Obce was a boat
With an anecdote;
Can you believe he was a woman hater.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: chomped, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Reflection on the Important Things