Foreplay

Yer briny whore
akin to boar
wit' mangy hide 'n scurvy-pocked
chomped 'n chewed
me black 'n blue
wit' carnassial chompers as of croc

Be curs'd, yer nit  
me ample bits
equated ter yer own be nowt 
yerz be carnivorous  
scaly 'n scabrous
yer plaque be axed ter beef up grout

Uncomely wench 
yer skunky stench
blunted me hook 'n scorched me beard
me peepers stung
me hornpipe hung
shorn ter th' bone 'n shrivelled 'n seared

Comely 'n curvy
riddled wit' scurvy
th' cap'n's whore-maid tooken yer whole
yer rat o' th' sea
holed and *****
yer fired yer cannon in a rottin' port'ole


Blow me down, lover!!  I love it when we talk dirty.

(Hahahaha.  I see the Soup powers-that-be deleted my word.  I swear it's not used as a swearword.  The word rhymes with "hussy".   lol)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013


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Date: 3/12/2014 8:49:00 AM
So much fun to reread this one. I hope all is well with you Licia.
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Date: 12/26/2013 11:23:00 AM
Just read this jolly ol yarn for the first time Licia , and me bein a sailor, well you got this ol sot to chuckle ya did, hope yur Holidays are goin well dear, blessings Carl, oh you might want to check out my Epic Voyage which runs on similar lines from a sailors veiw of course
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Date: 11/23/2013 3:52:00 AM
WOW..delysia, I never realized you were a " pirate "..sailed a ship'er two ? I never realized PS would delete ..so I guess I best be descreet ! Very well written..enjoyed me friend.
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Date: 9/20/2013 8:23:00 AM
congratulations Delysia, enjoyed your winning poem. Hugs*SKAT
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Date: 9/15/2013 7:45:00 PM
Congrats - Excellent. Ralph
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Date: 9/15/2013 4:01:00 AM
Congrats on your poem winning in the contest, delysia
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Date: 9/14/2013 6:11:00 PM
Delysia, Congratulations!!! Thanks for supporting my contest with this amazing poem and imagery. If you'd like:-) stop by my latest poem ""The Wind."" OR blog! "Tears in Heaven" http://www.poetrysoup.com/poetry_blogs/blog_detail.aspx?BlogID=15911&PoetID=18720 --take care Always & Forever <3 Linda
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Date: 8/31/2013 9:40:00 AM
wow... wow! Love it...
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Date: 8/30/2013 4:36:00 AM
Just thought I would say hi my friend. I await your next post with anticipation.
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Date: 8/29/2013 7:47:00 PM
Dropping by to say hello. I hope all is well with you.
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Date: 8/29/2013 6:33:00 PM
This still cracks me up , Take care, Richard
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Date: 8/17/2013 10:38:00 AM
Good morning Licia, I hope you are having a great weekend.
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Date: 8/16/2013 10:05:00 AM
Hahaha badt lova
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Date: 8/15/2013 7:45:00 PM
lol a sassy write my dear, love it, ~Always, Linda
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Date: 8/14/2013 3:00:00 AM
Intricate, clever, splendid... what more can be said... Terry
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Date: 8/13/2013 1:50:00 PM
Ooh my....I just saw this and it made my day...thanks!...and I love Tims comment!!!!!!! Go Tim!
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Date: 8/12/2013 10:12:00 AM
This was utterly hilarious & awesome. Now I have this urge to watch Pirates of the Caribbean. Great foreplay perspective! =D
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Date: 8/12/2013 7:53:00 AM
Nice poem with unique language. I love this writing style.
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Date: 8/11/2013 7:24:00 AM
hehe Licia, you got me with this one.. absolutely dig it.. Love your wit.. so they censored your rhyme ;) how you doing? hope you had an awesome Women's day and that you are enjoying your long weekend homegirl :) love and hugs
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Date: 8/10/2013 12:15:00 PM
Dropped by to say hello and see if the ship was still rocking.
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Date: 8/10/2013 5:49:00 AM
My alarm rung just as i captcha'd! Seems i doubled my like! Nice!
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Date: 8/10/2013 5:47:00 AM
Delysia....felt the pirate ship rocking with the waves in some far off port! Nice! jimbo
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Date: 8/10/2013 5:47:00 AM
Delysia....felt the pirate ship rocking with the waves in some far off port! Nice! jimbo
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Date: 8/9/2013 4:38:00 AM
Lycia, Smut on the string? ..But it certainly is a unique piece good enough for many rereads, a fav!!
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Date: 8/8/2013 7:08:00 AM
Good morning Licia
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