Foreplay

Yer briny whore akin to boar wit' mangy hide 'n scurvy-pocked chomped 'n chewed me black 'n blue wit' carnassial chompers as of croc Be curs'd, yer nit me ample bits equated ter yer own be nowt yerz be carnivorous scaly 'n scabrous yer plaque be axed ter beef up grout Uncomely wench yer skunky stench blunted me hook 'n scorched me beard me peepers stung me hornpipe hung shorn ter th' bone 'n shrivelled 'n seared Comely 'n curvy riddled wit' scurvy th' cap'n's whore-maid tooken yer whole yer rat o' th' sea holed and ***** yer fired yer cannon in a rottin' port'ole Blow me down, lover!! I love it when we talk dirty. (Hahahaha. I see the Soup powers-that-be deleted my word. I swear it's not used as a swearword. The word rhymes with "hussy". lol)