Best Chipper Poems

Chipper Jones
has suggested a use for outfield drones
they should accompany the ball
giving a general indication as to where it might fall....

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{Hey, Where'd My Audience Go?}


Broke, Julie became a sexy stripper
Soon her bank account was pretty chipper
  Her boyfriend treated her well
  Then they moved to Israel
Julie's first performance was Yom Kippur





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Note: Yom Kippur is the Holiest Day of the
Jewish year.  Over 90%...

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Chippy and Chipper,
playing in my yard;
a hoard of blueberries
surround tiny hole 
near my garage door;
Chipper pops out and lightening 
dashes for my pear trees...
a pause says, "hello"...
the foraging resumes and
the morning ritual has begun.
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Getting closer to ninety each day
Still feel chipper like a day in the hay
Sliding from the top
Like the fun wouldn't stop
Almost ninety still got games to play


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