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Best Chimpanzee Poems

Below are the all-time best Chimpanzee poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of chimpanzee poems written by PoetrySoup members


THE CHIMPANZEE ASKING
I was the first creature
to step on this land of dreams
where man is perceived to be
the master of all.
I believe that am the grand father
or...

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Categories: chimpanzee, animals



Premium Member Orangutan and the Chimpanzee
An Orangutan said to the Chimpanzee,
“I’m bored and tired, hanging in this tree.”
Going to pack my bag and move to the States,
Live with Gus Gorilla,...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, adventure, funny, nonsense,

Theory of devolution
I am a pacifist I despise war.
It’s the only thing I actually hate.
I’m never able to brace myself for
Diplomacy that deteriorates:
Recriminating dialogue amuck
That results in...

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Categories: chimpanzee, people, war

Look Who Showed Up
As I set out 
To jot down this poem 
I had no earthly idea 
Of what would transpose 

And who all would be 
Joining along...

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Categories: chimpanzee, fun, humor,

Year 3000 extinction

Will the human race actually feel triumphant 
with the extinction of our African elephant,

why don’t humans believe it’s preposterous 
that Earth only homes two hundred...

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© Roy Pett  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, animal, destiny, lost, sad,

MONKEYRIUM-BLESSINGS
His monkey-fascination made him own a “monkeyrium”
There, monkeys and cousin apes in their gladdening crusade freely reign
Unlike the sea creatures in the imprisoning aquarium
The funny...

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Categories: chimpanzee, blessing, boy, child, god,

Premium Member No Slaughter
Swimming in the river were some elephants 
They were giving themselves a bath 
And over by the river bank 
Was a lonesome male giraffe
 
From...

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Categories: chimpanzee, animal,

THERAPEUTIC SMIDGEBURNER AND HER PRETTISOME GURU
In my special child’s room, delightfully cozy
There watches Smidgeburner, his ape stuffed toy, cuddly fuzzy
Alongside prettisome guru, chimpanzee Betzy
Donning a hat declaring “God does not...

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Categories: chimpanzee, 1st grade, cheer up,

Premium Member FRIDAY the . ..13TH!
FRIDAY THE 13TH

If there ever was such a day,
you could take it all away!
Would you do it?

If there ever was a day,
you could climb up...

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© SKAT A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, confusionday, me, day, me,

You And I Can Smile

We can smile like a child who does not know yet many things,
In simple things he’s satisfied, showing his contented feelings.

We can smile like a...

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© Galeo DS  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, funny, happiness, happy,

Premium Member Dont Ascertain When You Dont Know
Self knowledge equated to the encyclopedia
and perceived facts, products of personal reasoning
the efficacy of thoughts should not be questioned
and assumptions simply made real and absolute

Typical...

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Categories: chimpanzee, conflict, education,

Premium Member BT Protest Poem
Booking BT Engineers


Now here’s a little warning, that I think you all should know,
That the BT engineers round here -  will hardly ever show.
When...

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Categories: chimpanzee, anger, bridal shower, missing

Rape Investigator
                        ...

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Categories: chimpanzee, encouraging, hate, inspiration, slam,

Premium Member Limerick crochetes: Our great uhr-Father from Africa
Limerick cochetés: Our great uhr-Father from Africa

Our great uhr-Father from Africa
Hallowed be Thy fame in high Valhalla
	The Asian walk-about
	Down backbone coccyx snout
Who didst Thou mate...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, africa, allegory, conflict, discrimination,

Premium Member Villanelle: O What a wonderful world this sordid life could verily be
Villanelle: O! What a wonderful world this sordid life could be

O! What a wonderful world this sordid life could verily be
If only humans were not...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, jealousy,

Bulgarian Beauty
A competition was held in Bulgaria 
to find out which girl's legs were hairier. 
The winning lassie 
beat a huge chimpanzee 
and a wiry old...

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Categories: chimpanzee, funny,

Which Heritage Shall I Embrace
Which Heritage Should I Embrace?

By Elton Camp

According to what some scientists say
Little different from a chimp is my DNA

“From common ancestors you both came.
Evolution is...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, funny,

Premium Member Big Ananab
I am long
I am thin
Yellow Is the colour
Of my sunshine skin

Sometime I come In green 
The coolest shape one has ever seen
We come on bunches...

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Categories: chimpanzee, fruit, fun,

One Family's Zoological Biography
One Family
Parents, two daughters and a son
Children were young and loved learning about life.
Together, they explored the world…often visiting the zoo.
Lover of:  the first...

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Categories: chimpanzee, animals, familyfamily, child, family,

Welcome 2 Stupidity
I wanna write a poem,
Ideas are fairly dead;
As I lie here in my boxers,
Stupidity enters instead!

I'll share a word with my pup,
Discuss our vibrant laws;
I'll...

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Categories: chimpanzee, funny, write,

My Spirit Animal
The soul of the earth is wrapped up inside
And the spirit of God is walking beside me
The universe rests upon my shoulder
And I can feel...

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Categories: chimpanzee, 8th grade, blessing, character,

Premium Member Too Tall to Cross His Legs
Ralph the Giraffe to the chimpanzee
“Where in the ZOO do guys go to pee”
“All creatures kept in here
Are mindful of career
Just go in action packed...

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Categories: chimpanzee, funny

Black On My Skin Dream
Charcoal covering my flesh, my bones
In my dream, I am a gorilla, I am a chimpanzee,
I am hanging upside down in the New York
City Zoo,...

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© Lyon Brave  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, africa, black african american,

Monkey, monkey : Part two
Monkey Monkey : Part Two


Apes are our equals,
So set free our people!
Let them find the freedom they have never had.
Let them live once more in...

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© Aa Harvey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, animal, freedom, prison,

Dear Miss Monkey Manners
Dear Miss Monkey Manners, please help me if you can,
I’m having trouble with my fiancé and the “you know what” has hit the fan.
I am...

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© Tony Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: chimpanzee, animals, funny, lost love,