Best Chigger Poems

In the foothills of the Ozarks Arkansas
 Those mountains a calling, come and play the game
   From prison came Joe to see his...

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The thing about chiggers:
I’m glad they’re not bigger.
They’ll make you go dancing
Like A. A. Milne’s Tigger.

Avoid ‘em with vigor!
When they pull the trigger,
Get under your...

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(song lyrics)
Verse 1:
Now I can’t go fishin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my rod and reel
Can’t go snow-racin’, ‘cuz ya’ sold my snowmobile
And I got flaws -...

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at age 12

Chigger bites, mighty small, are no fun.
Hard to see, they will bite any one.
Get bit on that thing,
laughter it will bring,
when it swells...

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My sweet tarantula was a complicated lady
                  She...

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Cinqo De Mayo...When a Brooklyn thug target shoots at a floating jar of Hellman's.

Dutch- Where do they come from?  I've looked at atlases dozens...

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We’re living in a high tech age 
Of megahertz and gigabytes,
But still can’t manage to assuage
The itch of tick and chigger bites....

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Cowboys don’t fear the coyote, 
   he just yips and yowls, 
But the wolf is another story, 
   your blood chills...

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Not noted for its stature--      
Most everything is bigger--       
But nothing found in nature...

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Four hundred years,
has it really been that long
My how time flies
when you’re singing captivity songs

2019 ... 
oh, just living in modern vexation
Dwelling in the midst...

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Take a chance and dance with ants in your pants!
You'll wiggle and squirm; your belly will firm.

Run in the sun, tell a pun, have some...

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is the teenth of june
found face painted on balloon
looked like a racoon

bitten by chigger
sores are bigger and bigger
once were on trigger

poems complicated
which were initiated
then replicated

did...

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Hello, moss-covered dirt suckers,
it’s a darkly new dawn
for a good autumnal leaf chew

Mulch to do ‘bout nothing,
Jack-o-Lanterns all want a toothy kiss
We’re living in tricky...

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Have Been Trigger Happy

Has been know to have a horse named Trigger;
Actually is happy because his horse is bigger;
A blatant lie,
Will pass by;
Was ticked off...

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Conundrum 

This confounding conundrum,
This continuing act of untying the pesky knots of existence,
This conniving, beating whirlwind of ever-swirling stresses,
Again served up on a plate mixed...

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