Tom's Tidbits

Cinqo De Mayo...When a Brooklyn thug target shoots at a floating jar of Hellman's. Dutch- Where do they come from? I've looked at atlases dozens of times, and can't find a country called Dutch, or Dutchland. Dusty Springfield- why doesn't someone get her a dust-buster, or dust rag, or something? Refried Beans- What's that about? Didn't they fry them right the first time? Chigger- defamatory label for a person half Chinese, and half Black. Endomorph- Quitting a serious drug habit. Hoe-Down- 1)Dropping your garden tool. 2)A prostitute rendered unconscious. Ignoramus- A hippo who failed in high-school. Knee-Jerk-A person whose brains are in his shins. Primate- A burglar's cohort with the crowbar. More may be added later, and all are welcome to contribute, either in comments, or e-mail me and I'll add them.