Best Cheetos Poems

Muffins, Doritos and Cheetos, Oh My! (A Bulimic’s Tale)

There is a hole in her core she must sate.
So, she drives to the grocery store before it’s too late.

She steers the cart in search of junk food.
She spots a case of cupcakes that can ease her...

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The dead give away

I've been eating Cheetos

Is the bright orange powder

All over my nose...

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Garage Sailing Today
Buckle Up—We are Off…
Jackie, Elias, Winry and me,
 Us and the kids—What fun it will be.

A Clothes rack is flying--
Move out of the way …It is a windy day.
A little girl screaming--she has a tight grasp
On my new cheese slicer...

An odd thing to...

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Remove the peel,  more of the same 
shredding honesty, revealing more kool aid; 
Sharing a meme but we don’t go and walk 
seedless, no action; what an utter joke;

cheetos fall  staining  the floor 
fighting to be embedded in our soil 
orange dust...

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this is our supermarket 
idea

two aisles

Legit beans.








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screaming wind
crosses wires
transformers boom
sticks in the rain
spewing sparks
hissing 
sizzling
vomiting
smoke and steam
trees topple
creeks overflow
rivers rage
we beg for it
and it comes
atmospheric rivers of it
bomb cyclones of it
avalanches of it
tornadoes of it
acute hemorrhaging 
extreme
as the 9 
and 
the 5
our politics
our culture
flaming hot cheeto
apocalypse
pray for 
the unsheltered
the strays
all victims
caught...

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