Best Chairman Poems

My Little Green Propelling Pencil.

I was only a child when you were given to me,
By the then, Chairman of Nottingham Forest, When he came round for a cup of tea.
Harold Wrigley Alcock was his name.
Nottingham Forest football team was his game.
The year was nineteen fifty...

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The tiger pounced,
Arrived unannounced,
She's Chairman Meow,
Don't know how,
Here anyway, 
What to say?
Fine thinking woman this,
Doesn't take any blip,
A femme of self-esteem,
A misogynist's dream!
All dance to her tune,
Is this a tiger moon?
"Yes, dear," men reply,
I only look and sigh,
Why can't I be like that?
Training men--old hat?
Really...

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Chairman of the Bored 13



life can be a bore
…if you snore...
live and don’t ignore.


5/3/5
Syllables




June.15.2018
MagiCicada 13 
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy...

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     ~ To the tune of 'Let it Snow' ~


     The weather inside's romantic
        our ocean-liner across the Atlantic

     Perhaps outside the storm is howling
 ...

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Dear Chairman:

It is the eleventh hour, Mr. Eleven,
nearest possible time ere it's too late.
Best days done, this is no seventh heaven.
Time will tell, will you become Xi, the Great?

May 23, 2020

contest:  XI Poetry
sponsor: Anthony Slausin...

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You'll always have a special place
A home inside my heart
It's comfy, cozy, warm and snug
There's music and there's art
There's wooden floors and throw rugs
There's mountain views and streams
There's coffee pots in every room 
And exercise machines
It's spacious, open, airy
There's flowers all year long
Lilacs mostly, every...

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You're facing a gun complete with barrels
And of all things with firm holder quarrels!
Chairman Mao would have laughed at you
And kept repeating "No... No it's not true!"
I guess, definitely, in their Chinese,
Even if you had been a Taiwanese,
"Why don't you reserve games of Squirrel!"
If you...

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After the riot-
with chairman Wuhan swirling around his head
president Trump, with bible in hand,
strolled from the embattled white house
toward a smoldering church
quoted some apocalyptic verse
then cussed out the press...
For the first time in seventeen years
the cicadas are snickering-...

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John Fred had been a nice chairman,
Able to Union's Machine man:
John Fred: Your Excellent Buddy,
For years your preferred study;
Lots of quotes from his speeches
His Firmness Ideas he preaches,
Until David saw Bathsheba
With the glamour of Queen Sheba 
Out dashing like a Mad Vandal
After lust and winning...

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Snow, mountains, white horse
Flop side to side, bounce and flop
Majestic bumbling king...

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A place to call home
A field in which to roam
A hundred and fifteen reasons
As many Christmas seasons

We are justifiably proud
To be one of the crowd
Come rain or sunshine
We are just fine

Under lockdown, our spirits soar
To toast each other, once more
As,our illustrious past Chairs, we praise
To...

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They all know the capacity
He’s enjoying in their city,
His hurting voice at its loudest;
Body movements of the proudest,
Powered by his swell bank account;
Many swear he does billions count;
Yes, his pay slips on a table
And No Normal remained stable…

Yet, it has been Trickles from him;
If you...

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We all know when to find it:
The time guests ate to down sit
And host cleans chairs not a bit,
Careless cleaners sometimes hit,
A move to have their throats slit
Or sure make their teeth they grit…

When it’s windy, streets dusty,
Not-paid maid with tasks rusty;
Rooms by owners left...

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