Best Celebrities Poems

In twenty three, we waved goodbye to much celebrity
But in the clouds the welcome party takes them three by three
Tina Turner, Jerry Springer, Mister Donald Trump
(Of which, one is poetic license; please don’t get the hump)

Before the Lord, upon their knees, they had to state...

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Pop a critter in your mouth,
Its all you get for lunch.
A big juicy bug
on which you have to munch.
You know you really wanna
take a nice big bite,
if you do it fast enough,
then the bug wont fight.
Wash it down
with some fluid
that really looks quite vile,
After that,
you...

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Well, here I am again, with my tales from the night before.
Just when you thought you heard it all, here I am with more.
Remember back in “one” of the tales I told to you,
Well please sit back and listen, because here comes number two.

Bob Hope...

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Restraint sacked by guilty pleasures
Liberty to relay emotional features
Cerebrum overthrown by larynx
Coy fetters shattered by the heavy blow of drugs
Passion for things of onyx

High pants worn in imitation of prisoners
Appearing trendy is a criteria
Modifing the lives of their listeners
They dine mostly in galleria 
 ...

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Are they real?
Celebrities.

I don't get them
Celebrities.

Are they better
than the rest of us?

Celebrities!
Celebrities!

How does one become one?...

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I have been blessed to be with the presence of celebrities,
My favorite performers through the years.

To listen to them in concert was profound,
They are your companions through the lonely hours.

Excellence at the grand piano and song,
Rock n'roll excellence where you could sing along.

Memorizing their songs...

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Met some famous people in a dream I had last night.
Meeting and greeting them was surely my delight,
However, the way they mingled was more than I could bear.
There actions made me worry and made me stop and stare.

The Duke, John Wayne, was poised with a...

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All eyes on me, while I dance away the night in continuous blackouts,


But my beauty so evident, shining stars on the stage suck out the life




and now I know this life is a regret, but I'm a star...

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Strange, but wealth and fame breed odd insecurities
of blokes and chicks called showbiz 
pampered deities.


When still unknown they thirst for popularity,
dreaming to be a hot, glitzy 
celebrity.


They long to bask in stardom's charm and vanity.
But when they're there, they turn 
into an oddity:


They nod at...

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they run to Hollywood
waiting to be discovered
in a dime store or a parking lot
young and hot
beautiful people
waiting for their chance

they want to be stars
seek being noticed
want attention
finally becoming celebrities

now they are hounded
everyone wants a piece of them
they cannot get to their cars safely
they have to...

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In Paris, society people unironically dress for dinner, go to cocktail parties (where the hostess has an obvious drinking problem), dine with Catholic Bishops, industrialists, politicians and occasional celebrities (usually for charity) in places dripping with atmosphere.

I met this famous actor once (July 2019, pre-covid,...

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Tale of too Hollywood

Two pages into the Twilight.
No lies, cannot see the light,
I realise the lies salivating on Pennywise's venomous lips.
Dust to dust, friends can become enemies as much as they are family.

Two cigarettes into the young night that seduced James Dean.
A sip of red...

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