Best Catherine Parr Poems
King Henry Viii and His WivesKing Henry VIII and His Wives
By Elton Camp
When Henry’s brother was too young to care
He was made to wed a princess from over there
But you must do just what we say little fella,
Catherine's the child of Ferdinand and Isabella
Catherine had not been Queen for...
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catherine parr, historychild, wife, child, england,
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Rhyme
Three Catherines, Two Annes and a JaneSix wives - three Catherines, two Annes and a Jane
were married to Henry in the course of his reign.
An Anne and a Catherine met their end by the axe.
Anne Boleyn was too haughty, Catherine Howard too lax.
Henry's very first wife was Catherine of Aragon,
both pious...
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Categories:
catherine parr, history, humorous,
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Light Verse
King 'Enry the ViiithKing 'Enry of The 'Ouse of Tudor ruled merrie olde England, the mighty and the meek.
'E was quite obese in 'is elder years and threw 'is weight around - so to speak!
'E governed from 1509 'til 1549 when 'e expired and began 'is eternal bourne.
Though...
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Categories:
catherine parr, funnyengland,
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Rhyme
An Infamous LegendAN INFAMOUS LEGEND
King Henry XIII was indeed quite a boy,
He had no clue how to spell the word coy,
He was consumed by a quest that
A wife bear,
And give birth to a male heir,
He was fat, red headed and
Dressed with flamboyant flair!
Not quite my...
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Categories:
catherine parr, funny, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Scraps; Volume 1Henry VIII
Henry VIII king of England, he had six wives,
Half of which had rather shorter lives.
Three died, two divorced and the last was glad by far,
For she outlived him, her name Catherine Parr.
Mash
I love mash,
I have a secret stash.
I use up all my cash,
To go...
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Categories:
catherine parr, humor, nonsense, silly,
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Rhyme