Best Catalog Poems

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The MysticMisfits™ Catalog
 “Where the arcane meets the absurd.” 

Featured Products:

MysticMist™ Eye Drops – See the truth. Regret immediately.

BoneTone™ Music Box – Wind your way into ancestral trauma.

TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves – Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny.

LipHex™ Balm – Kiss like...

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For a great birthday party:

A three level chocolate cake 
1 punch bowl of rum punch
1 tray of Hors d'oeuvre
A bunch of good friends





























Example for the Birthday Party Contest
2-2-2016...

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The 1959 Sears Christmas Catalog is here
My sister and I are taking turns circling things we want.
Every page has circles, stars, hearts, from our pens.
We are supposed to be getting fifty cents a week allowance.

We figure this up.
In a year we should have $26.00.
We begin...

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At the first of the year, I excitedly check the mail each day.
I know that those seed catalogs I ordered are on their way.

I grab pen and sticky notes and start making a plan.
How much of my yard is this year's garden going to span.

The...

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Christmas catalog 1957
We fought over it,
It was our way to heaven

Dreaming of this, that and the other.
Arguing until we were separated 
by our mother

We circled the things we wanted,
we two,
The whole toy catalog was circled
when we were through

Christmas catalog 1957,
it was a step closer
to Christmas...

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