Best Cartel Poems

The African Cartel has been on a "clean up" mission,
filled with stories of debauchery and extortion,
Their trails stretch from the streets of the Financial District
to families that are ivy leagued and filled with prestige,
Their goal is, an outrageous accumulation of wealth
to gain power and strength,
Their...

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I'm no mathematician
But I can do the sums
It's collusion to cartel
By devious literary ones

This was brought to my attention
By a person so clever can be
It all added up when counted
It came as no surprise to me

There must have been discussions
To determine their road to writes
To...

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Trump wants to build a wall
Between Mexico and us
I can't help but wonder
Why he's making such a fuss!

Cartels were building tunnels
Underneath our border fence
When Trump was groping females
And Pence sought common sense

Though Congress say Trump's thinking
Is reasonable and sound
We know they'll find the workforce
From los...

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Three cheers for the folk Down Under
Who blew syndicates asunder!
Their clever plot
Proves cops have got
Lightning to go with their thunder!...

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