Hattie

Hattie gladly had a fatty patty. If a bad fatty patty had Hattie, That fatty patty would’ve made Hattie batty; But, Hattie had a rad fatty patty! The fad-clad Hattie is also a caddy. “And gladly,” chatted Hattie, “I take after daddy.” Hattie’s daddy, Mattie, was a caddy as a laddie. But once Mattie had Hattie, a bad caddy was Mattie, and now the caddy’s Hattie. But Mattie chatted, gladly, “Me Hattie’s a natty!” All the laddies were gladly mad for Hattie, and turned caddy. But Hattie’s chatty daddy chatted, now batty, “Stray from me Hattie, laddies. Me Hattie is gladly a rad-fatty-patty-eating caddy that took aft’ her daddy!”