Best Burrito Poems

Juan Mendez,
it was you,
during the
 revolutionary war,
that first
created the Burrito.
You wanted to keep the 
food warm
that you were taking,
 on your donkey,
to your food stand...

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Burrito Taco

Spice me up right now 
My blankets burrito me
Sizzlin' on the pan 

- A Senryu written by J W Earnings aka me...

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Be it known as convenience food, junk food or munchies;
whether spicy, melt-in-your-mouth soft, or crunchy,
food, inglorious food, seduces with ease
and ensnares with the emptiest of...

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I feel privileged.

I have been chosen by the Government 
as part of a group testing something called 
Edible Clinical Marijuana.

Honestly I half expected it to...

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I think there is a new vibration, I can feel it right here on my stoop.
Can you smell it in the wind, I’m thinking it...

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Sticky gooey sickly.
That feeling you feel,
When all you feel,
Is that miserable sick you've known for years.
These days make you want to just lay down,
Burrito yourself...

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First day incognito,
called my yesterday boss
On a new burner cell,
with a free burrito ad promo toss
Told her this was my courtesy job 
severance quitting HR...

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Lingering in the morning air
The pungent smell of derriere
	Burrito with Beans
	Cause the morning screams
The dreaded Hershey squirts beware...

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"Do you like U2?" she asked. 

It was an unusually awesome sunrise in Belleville Park. I come here to eat my breakfast on nice days...

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Choices, choices
Potato, tomato
Taquito, burrito
Frito, nacho
What a person to do?
I think I have one each night
until I no longer have choices
then I stop eating?
Heck, no
start over
Avocado,...

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"I'm not your pinche half-eaten
left-over burrito
that you don't really want anymore
but feel guilty about throwing away."
Either way, dude
Heartburn's coming....

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I woke up that morning in the usual way,
stretching and yawning, ready to start the day...
but for some reason today
feeling a sense of dread…
Because I...

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No cereal with skim milk
That pastry is leaving doubt
Eggs are icky
Hot cakes sticky
Fruit is for monkeys
Toast is looking funky

Bacon!  just feed me bacon
let it...

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Shall I compare thee to a bum’s day?
Thou fart more lovely and more belle.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And the bum's lease...

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What hides beneath the busting red-tide waves, what wains?

Have you seen the Fat-white, would-be Samurai that lives 'round these parts?

To him you see, the
warrior code...

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