Best Burrito Poems

Juan Mendez,
it was you,
during the
 revolutionary war,
that first
created the Burrito.
You wanted to keep the 
food warm
that you were taking,
 on your donkey,
to your food stand in Mexico.
You wrapped it in a flour tortilla
and then a napkin.
You only put two food
combinations in each tortilla.
You did not...

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Burrito Taco

Spice me up right now 
My blankets burrito me
Sizzlin' on the pan 

- A Senryu written by J W Earnings aka me...

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I was burned by my burrito 
Just a simple snack for me yo 
I was burned by my burrito, my burrito

My hunger pangs were panging
My tummy it was aching
I figured a quick snack 
Would end my crave attack

I was burned by my burrito 
Just a...

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Little Burrito
  You're quite a lass
Please don't stumble
  You might break your -- last
  set of ankles you'll ever have

Oh, Little Burrito
  You're full of class
Much better to have that
  than a great big ole -- tank of gas

Little Burrito...

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I choked on a breakfast burrito today
While walking down a narrow hallway
For three minutes I was not okay
I thought that my life was slipping away
My face turned fifty shades of blue, not gray
I thought I might die, but I got to stay
Thank you, baby Jesus,...

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