Best Bum Steer Poems

"Camptown Races sing this song, Do Dah! Do Dah!"
( sung incessantly by a certain, unique rooster.)

Henry Hawke: ( Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas:)
" I'll be there and back by sunset.
  There's a chicken there for me!
  Mom and Dad will be proud, you...

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I was travelling to Thursford, one day in the car
And I’d followed directions I’d got in the bar
We were on Caister road, was it left was it right
It was late, we were lost we were losing the light
We spotted a policeman and asked of him...

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Afraid of Trump

Hope that Trump's history does disappear
Being President all of us now do fear
And sure thinks he is a know it all
He loves being in a bar room brawl
Definitely gave supporters a bum steer.

Jim Horn...

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You see a junkie, I see
Low self-esteem.
  You see a problem, I see someone
Swimming against the stream.

  You see a coke fiend, I see
Pain and fear.
  You see a criminal, I see
A bum-steer.

  You see an alcoholic, I see
Social-anxiety.
  You...

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History of Trump

Hope Trump's history does disappear
Being President we all of us did fear
Thinking he was always a know it all
Although brain appears to be small
He definitely did give us a bum steer.

Of Trump what will be word content
Never understood what he meant
And beyond belief...

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should say some short prayer
for those who fight over there
had found to bare

seemed to always scare
having another nightmare
left in much despair

this with you will share
God does treat me with much care
We both are a great pair


trump we will ignore
not be around anymore\
who we do deplore

trump...

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Now Israel’s a southern estate
Irate Texans squeal feeling hate
This deal in their rear
Is a long horn’s bum steer
But cash gift cards trump this debate...

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Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick

All rules and regulations repudiated
Trump has been horrible and hated
From him have had a bum steer
Full of agony and much fear
Should leave us alone and be sedated.

Jim Horn...

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When I read his story, it seemed quite funny.
What did this guy do with all his money?
He earned eighty million dollars during his athletic career.
Somewhere on the road of life, he took a bum steer.
He had two best friends from his television show.
Both women took...

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Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku

We all could be cured
If by Trump where never lured
By God were assured.

Learned there was a leak
So Trump we started to seek
Orange hair with red check.

Been given bum steer
Went away who we did fear
Hillary is here.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and...

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Management Style More Like A Menagerie

What we did discover was politician's strategy,
When compared to everything else is contrary;
Loud and clear,
A bum steer;
Management style now more like a menagerie.

Jim Horn...

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in wheel missing cog
Trump had been an under dog
brain like lump on log

never will want here
hope that he does disappear
part of a bum steer

could tell by the thunder
a bus Trump was caught under
one more big blunder

will commit a crime
Trump never has been on time
did write...

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Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling

Are times that lies Trump is telling;
With big mouth yelling and yelling;
A bum steer;
Pain in rear;
Had been seeing big head swelling.

Jim Horn...

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Are gay jockeys fruit of the loom
when riding a race on the course,
and would they need the helping hand
of a leg-up
to get on their high horse?

Would a long-faced horse,
a sourpuss,
not wanting to be a player,
bolt the barn door
or be a neigh-sayer?

If a broke cowboy saddled...

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