Best Bum Steer Poems

"Camptown Races sing this song, Do Dah! Do Dah!"
( sung incessantly by a certain, unique rooster.)

Henry Hawke: ( Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas:)
" I'll be...

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I was travelling to Thursford, one day in the car
And I’d followed directions I’d got in the bar
We were on Caister road, was it left...

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Afraid of Trump

Hope that Trump's history does disappear
Being President all of us now do fear
And sure thinks he is a know it all
He loves being...

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History of Trump

Hope Trump's history does disappear
Being President we all of us did fear
Thinking he was always a know it all
Although brain appears to be...

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You see a junkie, I see
Low self-esteem.
  You see a problem, I see someone
Swimming against the stream.

  You see a coke fiend, I...

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should say some short prayer
for those who fight over there
had found to bare

seemed to always scare
having another nightmare
left in much despair

this with you will share
God...

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Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick

All rules and regulations repudiated
Trump has been horrible and hated
From him have had a bum steer
Full of agony and much fear
Should...

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When I read his story, it seemed quite funny.
What did this guy do with all his money?
He earned eighty million dollars during his athletic career.
Somewhere...

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Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku

We all could be cured
If by Trump where never lured
By God were assured.

Learned there was a leak
So Trump we started to...

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Management Style More Like A Menagerie

What we did discover was politician's strategy,
When compared to everything else is contrary;
Loud and clear,
A bum steer;
Management style now more...

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Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling

Are times that lies Trump is telling;
With big mouth yelling and yelling;
A bum steer;
Pain in rear;
Had been seeing big...

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in wheel missing cog
Trump had been an under dog
brain like lump on log

never will want here
hope that he does disappear
part of a bum steer

could tell...

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Now Israel’s a southern estate
Irate Texans squeal feeling hate
This deal in their rear
Is a long horn’s bum steer
But cash gift cards trump this debate...

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