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Best Bum Steer Poems

Below are the all-time best Bum Steer poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of bum steer poems written by PoetrySoup members


Camptown Races or Eh, That's a Joke, Son!
"Camptown Races sing this song, Do Dah! Do Dah!"
( sung incessantly by a certain, unique rooster.)

Henry Hawke: ( Sung to Holly Jolly Christmas:)
" I'll be...

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Categories: bum steer, animals, fantasy, parodyme, me,
Form: Light Verse



Afraid of Trump
Afraid of Trump

Hope that Trump's history does disappear
Being President all of us now do fear
And sure thinks he is a know it all
He loves being...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bum steer, humorous,
Form: Limerick
History of Trump and More
History of Trump

Hope Trump's history does disappear
Being President we all of us did fear
Thinking he was always a know it all
Although brain appears to be...

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Road trip
I was travelling to Thursford, one day in the car
And I’d followed directions I’d got in the bar
We were on Caister road, was it left...

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Categories: bum steer, adventure, funny, holiday,
Form: Rhyme
A Man's Downfall
When I read his story, it seemed quite funny.
What did this guy do with all his money?
He earned eighty million dollars during his athletic career.
Somewhere...

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Categories: bum steer, life, loss, sports,
Form: Rhyme



Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick
Trump Be Sedated Horn Limerick

All rules and regulations repudiated
Trump has been horrible and hated
From him have had a bum steer
Full of agony and much fear
Should...

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku
Hillary Is Here Horn Haiku

We all could be cured
If by Trump where never lured
By God were assured.

Learned there was a leak
So Trump we started to...

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: I do not know?
Management Style Like A Menagerie
Management Style More Like A Menagerie

What we did discover was politician's strategy,
When compared to everything else is contrary;
Loud and clear,
A bum steer;
Management style now more...

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Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling
Are Times That Lies Trump Is Telling

Are times that lies Trump is telling;
With big mouth yelling and yelling;
A bum steer;
Pain in rear;
Had been seeing big...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: bum steer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick