Best Bruiser Poems

Bichon Frise

Rough and ready

Ultimate companion

Intellectual breed

Shadow by my side

Ever so playful

Regal little dog...

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For such a large intimidating dude, he has a dainty sip.
We were tiptoeing around him, hoping none of us would slip.
He is a bruiser of a bear, probably weighs eight hundred and two.
He’s been nursing that martini for an hour whispered my cousin Sue....

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(alternately titled: Zayda born April 9th, 1929)

e'er since his birth,
     his daring do didst not abate
the penultimate most spectacular
     concrete incontestable product

     constituting biological offspring
     developing, fashioning,
  ...

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I heard about Bruiser before we met
He was my Uncle Henry’s intimidating pet
The rest of the family was fearful, yet…
I was not afraid, for we had never met.

Bruiser has skin that is an amazing blue.
His teeth must number a hundred and two.
Has already had a...

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HE'S BEEN lied too
 CHEATED ON
THE SUBJECT OF
EVERY SAD SONG
BROTHER
NEVER A FATHER AND
DEFINITION OF
A BAD SON
HE CAN'T FIND A REAL
WOMAN
WHO'S BEEN THRU 
HALF THE THANGS
THAT HE'S DONE BEEN

SOME WOMAN PLOT
AGAINST GENTLEMEN
TRY TO MAKE THEIR 
EFFORDS VAIN
THEY UNDERMINE
AND ARE MEDDLESOME
THEY TAKE THEM
FOR GRANITE
AND TAKE THEIR GAINS
WHEN...

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