Best Bruiser Poems

Bichon Frise

Rough and ready

Ultimate companion

Intellectual breed

Shadow by my side

Ever so playful

Regal little dog...

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Twelve-year-old Cliff was moaning in his sleep.
Again--bad dreams of Bob the Bruiser who
lived right next door. Bob was a thug, a creep
who picked on smaller...

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HIS  and  HERS - limericks


HERS

SWEET MOLLY SHE SET OUT THE BAIT
ORDERED A DRINK FOR THE WAIT
LIFTED HER SKIRT
FANNED SCENTED FLIRT
WHILE WATCHING THEIR EGOS...

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What A Revolting Development
(Not by Groucho or Karl Marx)

Bernie with bent back grudges does carry
Decided to become another Revolutionary
Always knowing exactly what he meant
By this...

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The New Sheriff

By Elton Camp

The election had been just the week before
Sheriff Johnson now held the office no more
Some the new sheriff didn’t know how...

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SLIM

          An internal dialogue by the old stork Slim

My back hurts today, and my wings are...

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THE PROJECTED VERSION OF ME,
THE PRINTED IMPRESSION OF YOU!!



Beep beep is the sound of the room, 
when the fantasy turned into a fraction of pain!

Fine...

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AN ADVENTURE TO REMEMBER

I had never been camping in my entire life,
This was a first for me as husband, and wife ,
For our two boys...

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Desparage,more so, less impressive
I've demeaned my opinion of my self esteem, 
 As a pitbull I too, am bemeaned
 On the contrary I am my very own abuser,...

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Thank-YOU POETRYSOUP Family, Thank-YOU very Much YOUR POETRYSOUP brother...HG
School Lunch --- Kid Munch --- Dane Ann
Sleepy --- Snooze Buffoon --- Dane Ann
Stink --- Lizard Gizzard...

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That evening
we took a flat-bottomed boat
and swam it up the Thames.
Douglas the middle-aged *****
served martinis out of a crystal pitcher.
Lurching for lips, he kissed me.
I...

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looks like im posting
that means im home again
youth bruiser crewman...

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why dont you go eat Sardines?
Stupid coupe, Cupid poop
dandalion wine, hmmm...
century's past
AProved uh by uh me
Hidden, Stricken, Chicken, Picken
my el camino..., blast OFF!
Sad And blue
bruiser
chosen...

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Here's the scoop, friends...
   This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted...

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“He Gave As Good As He Got”
Miracle Man
2/13/2024

On occasion,
He confessed, he had been bested.

But never,
did he feel like he was a bruiser.

He’s an optimist, 
and...

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