Best Brooms Poems

  The brooms march in,
  The brooms march out,
  All the leaves floating about!

  My troop of brooms,
  Keeps the leaves at bay,
  Hope to keep them outside today!

  Tracked holding on to the dogs' side,
  Clutching...

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three brooms
aboard a trawler moored
and all a’leaning by a door
brush! aloud the skipper yelled
and grabbed three hands
that grabbed in hand
and deck the brooms a’swept

three brooms
a to and fro did go
and catch the feet of sailors oh
woah! the shouting as they fell
and crashing hard
their hardy crash
swept...

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Listen, chicks and girls,
All around the world,
'Tis Happy Halloween,
This is our one true scene,
A time for our ghouls, 
And spiders' drools,
By candlelight,
Charms recite,
With female energy,
Fly broom to me,
Then uppity,
Fly so speedily,
Across the moon,
Reading this rune,
Away we'll zoom,
All our cars are brooms!...

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Mad Women Love me a lot.
That means nothing have I got
To things view from Worth of What,
Not spotless The-With-A-Blot…

From Mad Women lovers’ smiles:
Those who could like me walk miles,
Naked Ones glad about it;
To marry one digging my pit!
Years of disdain for bathrooms
But streets sweep with...

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Wiccans do ride,
Our full moon tide,
Happy Halloween,
Magic is our scene,
Potions and charms,
Despite flabby arms,
Big girl britches,
Brooms aloft, attawitches!...

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