Best Broke The Bank Poems

wrong calculations
bought my love new coats to wear
        found I broke the bank


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Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
is my favourite sound.
Dedicated to my host Skat A.
Author: Paul Callus ~ Feb 2014
Contest: What Does The Fox Say?

Placed 2nd...

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Broke the bank yesterday on my brand new ride,
Bright midnight blue with golden yellow sides,
Bringin’ it home for me and my baby to drive;
Breakin’ outa here.
Can’t let the bad boys take us alive;
Ride, ride, ride...

Bad boys are rippin’ up this rundown town,
Ridin’ ‘round in Fairlaines...

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Don't give me no Wackaboob
Don't give me no MotherSmother
Telling me to isolate,
Don't make me your brother!
From HMG to the H To the M to the R to the C
I'm packing my P60,
So you can't audit me
Ain't filing no returns
I'm not paying VAT
Who you calling non...

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Young and dumb, heart still growing.
Felt the flicker, still not knowing.

Bashful winks was all it took.
Fell prey to her fickle hook.

Flowers, candies, things that bobbled;
Broke the bank and left me hobbled.

Took out loans to keep her smiling.
Wore a frown when debit filing.

Just as I had...

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Your greedy love broke the bank
My life boat caught fire and sank
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