Best Broccoli Poems

More nutritious
Than a bean,
I do appreciate 
Your green,
But raw,
You are extremely crunchy,
Roasted,
Just a mushy-munchy.
Steaming 
Makes you awfully wet.
Sorry -
‘Still don’t like you yet!...

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My calico Samii
   Has a unique personality
But her peculiar eating habits
   Deeply amazes me.

Whenever I have dinner
   Steak, Delmonico potatoes, broccoli and salad,
Samii always gets into the act
   Before I even get started.
I hardly notice anything wrong
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The broccoli was quite bushy,
and always pretty pushy.

At times she became mushy
with her friend Mr. Sushi.

She always felt lonely,
missed her one and only.

They used to be quite the bunch,
when they gathered at lunch.

He suddenly wilted and died
for many days she had cried.

She now found her...

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I have a craving for cheese
Milky smooth and oozy;
Hot and melty, buttery
Cheese sauce smothering
My broccoli wood
It’s cheesy 
Joy....

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In the land of The Vegetarian,
Lies a land beyond Green Sea
In the realm of the Gourmet Table
Dwells Sir Sprout of Broccoli.

A beaming knight, crest held up high,
Adorned of a brightly wee tree,
The banner of the Green Vegetarian
Inspires Sir Sprout of Broccoli.

Go forth, Sir Sprout, design...

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Vile vertian growth of no delight
Who will not pass beyond the craw,
Whose colour is unnatural bright,
No twig do I detest the more.
Dispatch you! For you will not sate
For hunger I would rather greet,
Your clogging florets gag the pate’
Your presence? It insults the meat!
From whence you...

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By Michael Liguori and Robert Liguori

Dagwood Bumstead 
Probably has been in the company of broccoli 
We know that he and Blondie like to Eat
Tarzan most likely has been in the company of broccoli 
Especially in the Jungle, everything grows there
Batman and Robin eat on the...

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Mommie do I have to eat these green beans and broccoli?
Mommie do I have to deplete these green beans and broccoli?
Man, mama yo sure is...mean
Makin' me eat them there broccoli and green-beans.......UGH!!!


8/20/19
Written words & arranged music by James Edward Lee Sr.2019©...

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I eat broccoli
Dipping broccoli in cheese
Yum yum Broccoli 
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Imagine diving into a pool of broccoli 
Oh the aroma and sensation
And then perhaps
A river of cheddar cheese 
Emptying into the pool
Oh what a delight 
I can smell and taste the experience
And then maybe a wooden fork
To start shoving all the broccoli
Down one’s throat
Oh the...

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Broccoli and cheese,
they go so well together,
just like you and I.
We're two good ingredients.
Won't you join me in this soup?

inspired by a recipe I saw on this site
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My doc says broccoli is good for me

   I'm here to say it ain't my cup o' tea

      I prefer meat and taters

          Juicy beefsteak termaters

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Take the pill,
take the advice,
take down yesterday
screw back in any loose screws.
Remember right is tight.
Take a pic of your dinner
at the diner
send it to yourself
take a moment to absorb
the broccoli you hate.
Say a pray at the end of the day,
take the end of the day
twist...

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M is for mammoth, big as a barn,
with long woolly hair that's much warmer than yarn.
He's 15 feet tall from his toes to his head,
(much too big to keep in the gardening shed)
He's got really big tusks and he weighs 13 ton,
and he stomps on...

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1 cup of cooked chopped bacon
7 tablespoons of dehydrated garlic
5 tablespoons of olive oil
,5 tablespoons of butter
5 tablespoons of crushed garlic
5 tablespoons of dehydrated onion
1/4 cup of sour cream
4 tablespoons of butter milk cultures
2 tablespoons of lemon zest
1 tablespoon of fish stock
1/4 cup of crushed...

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