Best Borden Poems
Below are the all-time best Borden poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of borden poems written by PoetrySoup members
Lizzie Borden(Limerick)
When Lizzie (Borden) saw what she's done
Thought to herself that was so much fun
So she whack them again
And again and again
Then laughed aloud at what...
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Categories:
borden, crazy, death, funny, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Lizzie BordenLIZZIE BORDEN
Poor miss Lizzie, a murderess acquitted,
By a judgment’s ruling of her peers,
Yet command by histories theatrics.
Astound damsel, to the wealth’s elite,
A matron’s old...
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Categories:
borden, character, halloween, holiday, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Lizzie Borden Took An AxeLizzie Borden Took an Axe
By Elton Camp
Family love often will subside
When there’s property to divide
Old Andy Borden’s second wife
Came to be a cause of much...
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Categories:
borden, historyfather, woman, home, father,
Form:
Rhyme
Elsie the Borden Milk CowBorden’s milk had a gorgeous sidekick cartoon cow, Elsie.
In the Midwest we had Elsie dolls, Elsie curtains, Elsie pins.
I wanted Borden’s milk more than anything...
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Categories:
borden, animal,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Once Upon a Christmas 1954 - Part One - a Short Story From My MemoirEach year as Christmas rolls around, as I buckle under the pressure and stress of shopping for gifts for people that already have everything,...
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Categories:
borden, christmas, nostalgia,
Form:
Narrative
Bazooka Joe Is Gum - 1000 Ways To DieDavid slings a rock
Cop holsters a glock, Lizzie Borden packs an axe
Mac he packs the knife, Billy battles with a club, Tommy’s gun is a...
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Categories:
borden, conflict, courage, death, metaphor,
Form:
Shape
Smooth Big Cat
"Smooth Big Cat"
He was one of those guys you just knew would be a dud. "Be nice", she said to herself.
She met him on the...
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Categories:
borden, adventure, muse, mystery, romance,
Form:
Narrative
Bazooka Joe Is GumWESSON
GIVES A LESSON
WITH A .357
DAVID SLINGS A ROCK
COP HOLSTERS A GLOCK
LIZZY BORDEN PACKS AN AXE
MAC HE PACKS THE KNIFE
BILLY BATTLES WITH...
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Categories:
borden, america, conflict, death, education,
Form:
Free verse
I AmI am a chocolate milk child of Scooby-Doo Saturdays
The leggings-clad, laced-gloved Material Girl teenager
Who will soon be a half-century
Who is mother to no son or...
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Categories:
borden, conflict, i am, identity,
Form:
List
Once Upon a Christmas 1954 Part 2. We worked it out on paper and realized if we saved our ten cents a...
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Categories:
borden, family, happiness, loveday, mom,
Form:
Narrative
Dream of Celebrities IiWell, here I am again, with my tales from the night before.
Just when you thought you heard it all, here I am with more.
Remember back...
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Categories:
borden, fantasy, funny, happiness, old,
Form:
Quatrain
21st Century Nursery Rhymes 171Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And killed the man from the income tax
When she saw what she had done,
She went off to kill another...
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Categories:
borden, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Here, Dwells A Monster - Part I
i.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse.
My wife and son lay silent, all tucked...
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Categories:
borden, christmas, evil, father, halloween,
Form:
Rhyme
President Clinton-Part TwoOh dear lord
What will we do
If we get stuck with
President Clinton - Part two!
The people of this country
Will get what they deserve.
If they are foolish...
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Categories:
borden, angst, life, people, people,
Form:
Quatrain
An Axe To Grindused for thousands of years to
cut down trees & then to chop them up &
then slice and dice them into
everything from mulch to boards used...
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Categories:
borden, life
Form:
Free verse