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Elsie the Borden Milk Cow

Borden’s milk had a gorgeous sidekick cartoon cow, Elsie. In the Midwest we had Elsie dolls, Elsie curtains, Elsie pins. I wanted Borden’s milk more than anything in the world. My cousin had it, because her parents bought it. My parents bought another brand of milk. Because it was two cents a year cheaper. I could tell the difference. I would not drink our cheap milk. I had been to my cousin’s house My aunt was evil and she made me drink their milk. It was tasty. I told my mother I would drink Borden’s. She insisted I could not tell the difference. She gave me a taste test. She told me I had chosen the cheap milk. I knew this was a lie. Thirty years later she told me I had chosen Borden’s. But they had to save that two cents.

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Date: 4/25/2023 7:57:00 PM
I sure got my two cents worth out of this uproarious one, Caren. And I don't even have to wipe away a milk moustache either! Saving that two cents, whoa! That may change my whole attitude towards life! I see that it changed yours. lol. Keep on clippin' those 5 cents off coupons now.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 4/26/2023 12:27:00 AM
I hated milk my entire childhood and refused to drink it. So what did they win?

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