Best Boner Poems

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HiGh-KoO-Coo!
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`JSLambert...

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*****, *****, my fun, little, furry friend.

Your tongue is long and pink, and always hangs out.

Chasing your tail, is a game, that will not end.

Why won't you come when I call,  Unless I shout?

*****, *****, you lay in my bed and fart,

And when it's...

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They sit on the beach acting the loner
She slowly walks by wearing nothing but toner
With a flick of the hair
And a jolly good pair
She leaves ‘em, heads in the sand, hiding a *****
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