Best Bloodsuckers Poems
The phone rings, or the door sounds a knock,
Upon answering , the feeling of disappointment descends upon me ,
blown in upon an ice cold wind of “Oh no not again“.
Before me stands the energy vampire the one who would suckle on my emotions and drain me of a good mood as if it were blood,
Eagerly partaking of this sustenance and giving no heed to any but its self.
Their words carry one meaning only, self ,self , self
This wretched creature stands in the bucket of crap they call their life and beacons me to stand with them.
But I refuse,
It tries to drag me in to the mire of hopelessness that it wallows in.
On and on they bleat about themselves with no regard to others or to the blinding light that is the truth .
it shades its self from this light
Looks away and tries to cover me with its cloak of misery.
Stating ,“there is room for you as well ! we can be cold together!”.
Still Ignoring my council and refusing to peer out from its depression
Its eyes still speak hunger for energy and my life in its entirety.
“Be gone foul wretch “
I think to my self and make excuse to bring this time to an end.
At the parting the vampire states that it feels much better having talked to me,
“Yes” I think to my self ,
you have just drained and fed off my energy ,[again]
But this will be the last time.
As I will be ready for your next visit or call
The stake of home truth will pierce your cold selfish heart.
I shall silence your pitiful whining by shielding myself with not giving a damm,
And finally I will speak the mantra of
‘There are far worse off than you,
Be gone vampire be gone .
Is it rude to tell a bald man
a hair-raising story
- "Your speaking ability and his hearing
are not related to his lack of hair growth" -
Sorry for the raspy sound -
even bugs have the right to be heard and seen
The mosquito burrows greedily into the shiny skull
at the expense of his unhappiness
The spirit of Bloody Mary
drive the victim crazy with intense itching
Mosquitoes drinking your blood until they burst
Just how bloody is; Bloody Mary ?
(the ultimate cure for hangovers)
Protect your bald head from bright sunlight
... and bloodsuckers
As so many of you already know,
your hard earned money is gone in a flash.
That’s what happens at any casino.
Those bloodsuckers are just after your cash.
An occasional win leaves you aglow.
Back to those places, you will make a dash.
Once inside, see how fast you lose your dough.
It will be the same routine, a rehash.
Listen up to this cautionary tale
of a Halloween alien abduction.
Veiled by masks, space vampires use seduction
and trickery to suck the life from frail
humans, orchestrating every detail
of this diabolical production.
They join the trick-or-treaters late at night,
feasting on the naïve, who think them, friends.
Once detected, it's too late for amends,
you'll vanish entirely out of sight.
Terrorized children, paralyzed with fright,
will wake up praying that their nightmare ends.
If you ever see such bloodsuckers, hide,
before they try to take you for a ride.
(Verse)
10-16-2020
The following 10 words were used : alien, blood, cautionary, vampires, trickery, abduction, paralyzed , Halloween, feasting, and diabolical.
Count Olaf Von Farlow was a few quarts low
He followed the scent, he followed his nose
Gonna do a fly-by, wide-eyed, don't you know
Gotta do a fly-by low, to detect the flow
Now, Count Olaf's down, and he's blood bank bound
Incisors sharpened, with moldy, molded crown
That's "Olaf Von Farlow"...never hyphened
The Teller there, unaware...got siphoned