Best Blockhead Poems
Below are the all-time best Blockhead poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of blockhead poems written by PoetrySoup members
BlockheadCan not think of any words to write
I have tried all day and night
Hey I have writers block
No they say what a crock
Wrote this so...
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Categories:
blockhead, funny, uplifting,
Form:
Limerick
Ode To a BlockheadJust scrap metal in your bellow?
Is your pedal, mellowed old?
Poor old friend, you've lost your wheels
You dream in color, of rubber burning,...
where coughed exhaust, was...
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Categories:
blockhead, car, funny,
Form:
Free verse
BlockheadBLOCKHEAD
Some folks’ say all my life I’ve been a BLOCKHEAD.
Maybe if I could have gotten through that last ROADBLOCK,
news of my incarceration wouldn’t be such...
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Categories:
blockhead, funny, life,
Form:
Narrative
Body Odor BlockheadWhen she told him he had b.o.
He put on the ‘insulted show’
“You say I smell?
Well I can’t tell
You must have a defective nose!”
No, everywhere...
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Categories:
blockhead, people,
Form:
Limerick
BlockheadMy given name is Charles Brown,
when I'm called blockhead, I just frown;
I searched for a Christmas tree,
I found one - needs T*L*C.....
now I am "The...
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Categories:
blockhead, holiday,
Form:
Limerick
Private PartyCollege party red cups all across the room.
we caught each others eye.
Inbetween dances if eyes were a camera they'd
be caught in...
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Categories:
blockhead, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Common ColdAchooo!
It begins, almost always, with a sneeze,
Which, in some cultures,
Invites blessings,
But, in some others, a curse,
As it’s held to be ominous!
Blessing or...
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Categories:
blockhead, funny, irony, philosophy, psychological,
Form:
Free verse
Toothpick Legs“How come they all have Toothpick Legs?”
She wonders aloud,
face furrowing into a deep red frown.
“And mine are so big?”
“Genetics. Look at me and...
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Categories:
blockhead, body, daughter, image, woman,
Form:
Free verse
Open Ended Poetry ContestsPlease give us a topic, at least just a clue
I have no direction, don't know what to do
Do I scribe what I know, or write...
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Categories:
blockhead, funny, humor, humorous, poems,
Form:
Verse
Writer's BlockI asked my kind, obliging doc
To scan my brain for writer's block.
His words I recall,
"There's nothing at all.
Your head is made of solid rock."
Blockhead
My ever...
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Categories:
blockhead, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Galapagos Island Ignoramus Oops Iguana
Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003
I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it...
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Categories:
blockhead, funny,
Form:
Free verse
It Is Bloody RidiculousIt's Bloody Ridiculous
It's bloody ridiculous....
Make no mistake, Malaysians are such a complying lot....
We complained about traffic jams, road tolls and blocks...
A nitwit politician suggested ...
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Categories:
blockhead, anger, betrayal, community,
Form:
Free verse
RandomHere by the edge
Face in sharp angle:
Curious blockhead
~~~~~~~~
Curious visual
Eyeing the world;
Gaze in a maze
~~~~~~~~~
Random stance
Where are you bound?
Notice my eyes?
~~~~~~~~~
Leon Enriquez
08 December 2015
Singapore...
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Categories:
blockhead, change,
Form:
Haiku
Categories:
blockhead, love,
Form:
Prose Poetry
A Fictitious Alternative Up BringingFound me raised
in the Antebellum South
born an academically gifted
whip smart,...
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Categories:
blockhead, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse