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Premium Member Blockhead
Can not think of any words to write
I have tried all day and night
Hey I have writers block
No they say what a crock
Wrote this so...

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Categories: blockhead, funny, uplifting,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Ode To a Blockhead
Just scrap metal in your bellow?
Is your pedal, mellowed old?

Poor old friend, you've lost your wheels
You dream in color, of rubber burning,...
where coughed exhaust, was...

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Categories: blockhead, car, funny,
Form: Free verse
Blockhead
BLOCKHEAD

Some folks’ say all my life I’ve been a BLOCKHEAD.
Maybe if I could have gotten through that last ROADBLOCK,
news of my incarceration wouldn’t be such...

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Categories: blockhead, funny, life,
Form: Narrative
Body Odor Blockhead
When she told him he had b.o.
He put on the ‘insulted show’
“You say I smell?
Well I can’t tell
You must have a defective nose!” 

No, everywhere...

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Categories: blockhead, people,
Form: Limerick
Blockhead
My given name is Charles Brown,
when I'm called blockhead, I just frown;
I searched for a Christmas tree,
I found one - needs T*L*C.....
now I am "The...

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© George Aul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blockhead, holiday,
Form: Limerick



Private Party
College party red cups  all across the room.
we caught each others eye.
Inbetween  dances  if eyes were a camera they'd 
be caught in...

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Categories: blockhead, funny
Form: Rhyme
Common Cold
Achooo!
It begins, almost always, with a sneeze, 
Which, in some cultures, 
Invites blessings, 
But, in some others, a curse,
As it’s held to be ominous!
Blessing or...

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© Ram R. V.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blockhead, funny, irony, philosophy, psychological,
Form: Free verse
Toothpick Legs
“How come they all have Toothpick Legs?”
She wonders aloud, 
face furrowing into a deep red frown. 
“And mine are so big?”
“Genetics. Look at me and...

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Categories: blockhead, body, daughter, image, woman,
Form: Free verse
Open Ended Poetry Contests
Please give us a topic, at least just a clue
I have no direction, don't know what to do
Do I scribe what I know, or write...

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Categories: blockhead, funny, humor, humorous, poems,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Writer's Block
I asked my kind, obliging doc
To scan my brain for writer's block.
His words I recall,
"There's nothing at all.
Your head is made of solid rock."


Blockhead

My ever...

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Categories: blockhead, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Galapagos Island Ignoramus Oops Iguana
Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana  
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003

I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blockhead, funny,
Form: Free verse
It Is Bloody Ridiculous
It's Bloody Ridiculous

It's bloody ridiculous....

Make no mistake, Malaysians are such a complying lot....
We complained about traffic jams, road tolls and blocks...
A nitwit politician suggested ...

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Categories: blockhead, anger, betrayal, community,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Random
Here by the edge
Face in sharp angle:
Curious blockhead

~~~~~~~~


Curious visual
Eyeing the world;
Gaze in a maze

~~~~~~~~~


Random stance
Where are you bound?
Notice my eyes?

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
08 December 2015
Singapore...

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Categories: blockhead, change,
Form: Haiku
Erotic Poems
On seeing
                       ...

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Categories: blockhead, love,
Form: Prose Poetry
A Fictitious Alternative Up Bringing
Found me raised
     in the Antebellum South
     born an academically gifted
     whip smart,...

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Categories: blockhead, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

Book: Shattered Sighs