Best Blockhead Poems

Can not think of any words to write
I have tried all day and night
Hey I have writers block
No they say what a crock
Wrote this so looks like they are right

Contest: Block~Block~Limerick
Sponsor: Destroyer~Poet
Written By: Carol Brown
2nd Place Winner


For Nathan "Your Best Limerick Contest"
5th Place Winner...

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Just scrap metal in your bellow?
Is your pedal, mellowed old?

Poor old friend, you've lost your wheels
You dream in color, of rubber burning,...
where coughed exhaust, was left behind.

Now we're lost, two junk yard pals
Relics, that have rusted time.
Just a pile of dented fenders,
suspended… here, in desert...

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BLOCKHEAD

Some folks’ say all my life I’ve been a BLOCKHEAD.
Maybe if I could have gotten through that last ROADBLOCK,
news of my incarceration wouldn’t be such a family BLOCKBUSTER.
So here I sit all alone in my CELL BLOCK.
I’m suffering a bad case of WRITERS BLOCK,
without a...

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When she told him he had b.o.
He put on the ‘insulted show’
“You say I smell?
Well I can’t tell
You must have a defective nose!” 

No, everywhere he goes he reeks
Oblivious to his toxic leak
She dreads his visits
His stench inhibits
Her smelling her roses all week!


12/5/11...

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My given name is Charles Brown,
when I'm called blockhead, I just frown;
I searched for a Christmas tree,
I found one - needs T*L*C.....
now I am "The man around town!"


For "Block ~ Block ~ Limerick" contest sponsored by Destroyer ~ Poet....

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Traffic cones here
traffic cones there
in Montreal
traffic cones are everywhere

Blocked
unblocked
Blocked
unblocked
Blocked
unblocked
Blocked 
unblocked
Blogged
unBlogged
...

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did you know that the first food & drink ever consumed on the moon was
the “communal wafer” & the prospective wine that goes with it?
did you know that buzz aldrin actually asked
NASA
control
if he could have a moment’s silence in order to take his
prepared “communion wafer...

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