Best Bimbos Poems

I bent down to pick up a penny from the frozen ground.
I could smell myself, the acrid stench of sweat and soot,
the taint of vapored vagrancy
that marked my movements, masking me from the reality that used to be.
I hate me and what I am, more...

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i ride to work four days a week
one hour each way.
i don’t like it
but i take the ride.
jerry springer is on the t.v. nightly
i don’t like it
but i watch.
somewhere in between…
of aryan dreams
black power screams
brown men plying in trade
mobile laboratories
moon over the mesas
the valley stretched...

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Wimpy Butt Dimples,
Wimbledon Bimbos,
Damp Blimp Dingo,
Wicked Wick Dip,
Dick Whipped,
Dim Brick Women,
Demon Brine Bathing,
Whimsy Wine Breathing,
Debatable Win,
Beatable Defeat,
Weak Bees,
Wax Beak,
Deem Weekend Bleak,
Dizzy Bard Waning,
Dumb Bar Baron,
Doomsday Warning,
Deluxe Wave,
Bare Babes,
Dank,
Wiley Dare Devil,
Brazen Bronze Brave,
Dozen Wants,
Bilked Wage,
Bank Wizard,
Duckets Baby,
Whole Bucks Derby,
Balmy Barbeque,
Wacky Burger Dripping,
Dixie Burning,
Burly Burp,
Word....

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I feel that funny bulge a tingle
The mouth was craving for
Doritos and Pringle
Burger King has become the norm
This belly here is weathering hunger's Storm
French Fries Haven
for an old lard unshaven
I'm too late for a Spanish cutie
A fan of grease and some tutti-frutti
Enters the area that...

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If, as hippy folklore claims, it never rains in California,
Then the watermark is never washed out of the phoney cheque,
And when you’re dead and gone there’ll be no one here to mourn ya
For it was only God above urinating down your neck.
Carbon monoxide inhalation, it’s...

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Elegant smiles concealing the pain, 
limping wise men refusing the cane, 
sinister soldiers surprising their shame. 
Priceless pawns purged into war, but in vain, 
for the fall of the king marks the start of a new game. 
  
My path is different, I will...

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Clear your mind of preconceived notions  
because we're about to set things in motion 
there are a few things that need clarified 
if you want to remain by my side 

Always popping off with what you please 
well let me set your mind at...

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12/3/20


I opened and jumped out my window
I saw the bigger picture not just life through a window

Went to help out kinfolk

At times had to do the limbo
Wasn't always simple
Jack be nimble
The real thing, not no ditto

Never really got into disco
Or listened to Cisco

I don't need...

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Old Ain’t Dead

By Elton Camp 

Flossie was sitting on the porch with sister Belle  
Both were up in years, but actually doing well

Belle spent her day sitting around with a fan
Flossie said, “Phooey on this. I’ll get me a man.”

So Flossie fixed up and...

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In the silicone era with the translucent sheen
From some college puke's dorm room, onto your screen

Your tweets, your memes, your high school, your blues
A new iron curtain to supply all your news

A pic of her breakfast, I thought Why?
That's when I knew they were getting...

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Beware! 
Because befriending beasts
Besets bad boys.
Being bad beguiles beautiful brides
But being bold bedevils bimbos
Brave bigots beseeches beliefs
But being a barging bard is being brief...

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Different we are
Blondes are mistaken 
for bimbos
Some men like bimbos
Women are feisty
Men also like feisty
Women with *****
But in the end
Men and women like
The Chase...

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strange how men find ugly cows and playful bimbos ~ equally tasty...

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I am the one guy that doesn't go to your school but everyone knows
I know every song and the way it goes
I try to stay away from bimbos and hoes
Me and my friends play games such as nose goes (inside joke)

I am skinny medium height
Everything...

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Suited up in dachshund —
In New York and San Francisco, anything goes!
Tourists stunned.

Lifts off the bench,
man walks with fur suit and bimbos
and stench.

Full park —
manic side throws
barks.

Suited up in dachshund,
man walks with fur suit and bimbos.
Barks!

9/3/2020
Mohan Chutani’s Let's Minichu on Bizarre...

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