Best Big Dick Poems

Today is Sunday and I'm going to the ocean
or maybe not. Definitely not doing the laundry
or maybe I will. Moss and even a small tree
grow in the rotten stubs of the pier pilings.
The city is Seattle and it has a macho airport.

Give me the comfort...

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Sometimes I wonder if he realizes how he makes me feel.
Like I'm not important at all kinda like I don't really matter.
I wish he would do like old times and just talk and chill.
Without him acting all jealous and as crazy as mad hatter.
The thing...

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hillary hillary hillary
who sobbed her way in cafés 
all along the campaign trail
who now sits beside her prime opponent
as spokesperson-talking-head-puppet o’ the empire,
telling us all for the
489,675,788,899 th time
that the possibility of Iran
being blown off the face of this earth
is still “on the table”
because we...

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Assailed upon all sides; trapped, like a rat without his cheese.
Though I wore quite fancy shoes, there were no socks upon my feet,
When I fought the heathens and, met defeat, at the Pillar Of Muhamete.
Through a wall of living flesh I hacked; my trusty hatchet,...

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A Boy,
his Mother named Fred

Is better known to his Friend's

By the caustic nickname 

Snipers Dream

Because of the size of his head

Slimline was 2XL all around was constantly eating
Whereas
Fatt's was shaped like a cigarette 
and hardly ate at all

Tall Paul was 4 Foot something
Shorty was 6...

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kids are all tested
on reading writing and arithmetic

trade workers are tested
to ensure they know what standards fit

industrial and institution leaders are tested
before they take over to eliminate personal 

why then are presidential candidates not tested
for their humanity and mental abilities as well as their logic

reagan...

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