Best Bets Poems

Well this will be my last Alphabet gossip poem
As l was summoned to Alphabet H.Q’s this morning
Told in no uncertain terms there will be ‘no more Alphabet gossip’
And given my final warning

So, l wanted to tell you about the letter A
Who stands full of pride...

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Seroquel made me sleep and gain weight,
 Abilify constantly made me pace,
 But Paxil made me lose my cool,
 Plus talk too much like a fool,
 And Geodon gave me insomnia of late...

So either fattened up in a grog,
 To the point of being a...

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Christmas Cow wanted to be a reindeer for sure.
He had a special hat made, and he made his heart pure.
His neighbors thought it was hilarious and funny.
His friends bet each other some real money, 

That Christmas Cow would become a snowman too.
They were not surprised...

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at the start, it was to be competitor
choose only one corridor 
or not to be there, or nowhere 
and lose all what we plan for
who knows at the arrival maybe 
there will be a seat to acquire
to bet on the right card you had to...

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A yak and a yeti made a bet
To see which one was the hairiest.
The yak was an ox,
And the yeti, no "fox",
Had already won as the scariest.
Neither had the allure
Of the latest coiffure,
They were unkempt and creasy and craggy.
Then a monk passing by
Judged the bet...

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Don't want to get
In debt yet? -- It's 
No sweat: Don't bet!...

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Like inadequacies, you run amok
 in this foolish game of chance.
Running idle without direction,
 you sit in my driveway waiting for a form of tomorrow.
Let me take you for a spin this time;
Let me drag you through this mud and silt.
I have a collection of...

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Is it loss to lose your child

To the world of adulthood?

Or is it a gift so precious

Made in love when all was good?

Is it worth loving someone

If in the end the End will take?

Or do I love in good faith

If only for love's sake?

Should I...

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PLACING BETS

restless impatient
mistakes  
cold regrets of new
intakes
it takes one night too
long
placing bets high and
strong

holding wild cards too
close
wrecks  those we love 
most

shut up sit down first class let down

dark velvet midnight
talker
filthy clay grey alley
stalker
burning flames fast fuel
pace
day late ultimate
disgrace

shut up sit down first class...

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White Poodle Sweetie always bets on red.
Never wins but is consistent in her bets.
The whole roulette table is in an uproar.
White Poodle Sweetie is betting on black!
The cry went up. Every dog began barking and squealing.
The entire casino went wild; it was crazy.
Local reporter and...

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nobra day
a national
social entity
of honest city-zen

socially acceptable
and of umpire image
perhaps ye or thee
as player of the game

titled honest decisions
of fashionable suite
designed to brace self
and mark twos-day this week
(2020-10-13)


stan sand...

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wakes up at miserable

NEEDS-TIME a stumbling poet/every

step a letter - BUMPcrashing

fumbling into E; dangerous letter 
  as a spike like F; 

  C so smooth like a soft chair;
  X to prostrate oneself a C R O S S;
  B squishy...

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If a person bets you that their dog can speak French 
Do not take the bet

If a person bets you that they can spit a watermelon seed fifty feet
Do not take the beet

If a person bets you they will drop a TV set out of...

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