The Bets Final Gossip
Well this will be my last Alphabet gossip poem
As l was summoned to Alphabet H.Q’s this morning
Told in no uncertain terms there will be ‘no more Alphabet gossip’
And given my final warning
So, l wanted to tell you about the letter A
Who stands full of pride at the start of “ The Bet”
A…happens to be the most unlikeable and disliked letter
For who the other letters have nil respect
You see…. A…believes the Alphabet belongs to A
Solely because A is first in line
Taking on the owner and custodian role
Trying to dictate to the letters all the time
A….is arrogant and does not believe in letter equality
Creating so much stress and tension within “ The Bet”
Resulting in yelling ,swearing and… A…being told to P.O
Though there has been no fisty-cuffs as of yet
S, H and L…are “The Bets” sweethearts
All very compassionate and kind
V, J and K … are meek ,mild and very shy
It takes a few drinks before these three unwind
C…has very poor sight thus wears bottle neck specs
T…is known to like a brew or three
I…is extremely anti-social
B…a peacemaker , his mantra is “ Just let it Be”
I hope you have enjoyed my Alphabet gossip
Though sadly it has come to an end
Try not to judge the letters from what l have shared
As letters and words are our friends
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Deb M | Year Posted 2025
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